WallCott(Scott Pilgrim vs The World Wallace X Scott)

Because.

Scott just walked into the house.He just broke up with knives."Scott whats wrong?" asks Wallace."Knives just broke up with me :(((((((((((((" Scott said."Aw don't worry, it'll be alright." Wallace said."Why do I have the sudden urge to have sex" said Scott."Let's fuck" said Wallace."Fuck yes." said Scott.So then they fucked and had children the end :3