Monster||BNHA Fanfiction [ OLD VERSION ]

3 ~ Necromancy

3rd Person POV

"Izuku-Kun?"

"Leave me alone Kairu."

"But what if I don't want to?"

"You're dead."

"Oh yeah, I forgot."

"I'm not supposed to be talking to ghosts,"

"Why~?"

Izuku flicked his tail blinking at the 5-and -a-half-year-old ghost, "I-I—"

"Well~?"

"Shut up!"

"Me-ow~! Izuku, why so mean?"

"Shut up Salami, you know why."

"Do I?"

"Salami's" cat ear flicked and they pulled their legs up to their cat ears scratching viscously. "You do, it's cause I'm here... unfortunately..."

"We've all been here."

"You guys forgot about me!"

Everyone looked back at Kairu and Salami made a "boohoo" hand motion under their cyan/amber eyes. "Don't ignore me again!"

"Sorry bud, but Izuku's next in line to join the spirit world!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

"Oi, don't yell at me, it's not my fault your mo-" Salami was cut off short by a glare from Izuku, "INKO, is a bitch."

"Language." " You swore~!"

"Oh piss off."

"You did it again!"

"Boy why the hell do you think that 'piss off' is a cuss?"

"I would get hit when I mimicked these guys' voices whenever they'd say this kinda stuff."

Izuku groaned annoyedly, Salami and Kairu would almost always be bickering over dumb things like this. T was *truly* childish but amusing at the same time. Izuku and Yumi watched this bickering go back and forth when a new voice joined their... this isn't even a conversation at this point but we're gonna call it that.

"What the hell is wrong with you two? Why are you always arguing? When the hell did you guys even start arguing? Who even started it?"

" They started it!"

"How."

"This dumb stinky cow started swearing and gets mad at me for, um, flipping-" he rubbed his blind eye using his other arm to point at Salami, "-this stinky cow gets upset at me for telling not to say bad words, there!"

Izuku snorted, it was always a fun time watching Kai try and explain himself. "Oh bloody hell, was that all? Both of you best piss off next time." Salami stuck their tongue out at the young ghost. "Micky-macky boo-baa-boo~! "

"Oh grow up!"

"Why don't you?"

"Cause I'm dead, and so are you and Yumi and Keiri, and, and Izuku's next in line!-"

"NOIMNOT!"

"-don't yell at me! No-one ever lives to tell the tale of how they were stuck here! "

"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

🎶End Of Chapter 3: Necromancy🎶