fundywastaken (fundy x dream)

nut allergy

"f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fundy?" dream cries. "you.........saved me.." fundy smile "BE BE BE BE BECAUSE I love you!!!" he said. wilbah is still singang in the bakgajroaund. dream and funde make out. wilbah exissits stage left. wow it is so romantiviciiacac and steemyey. fundy pulls away. "i'm so glad our relationship isn't TOXIC!!!!" "me too!!" dream takes out the blowdryer. "now why doent we dry you off woman! i cant begin to tell you how much you smell right now!" fundy frowns because he is blind and deaf. "ohkay......". he said even though he smells like MOROOCCAN SUMMER NIGHTS IN THE MIDST OF A MIDNIGHT BANQUET. dream startes the blowdreyr. it is on warm heat and on low setting. perfect for funde. fundy is so happeigh. he forgets all about the fetus dream just stomped on until it was a small brown stain. dream go on all of fundery body. even the tail. the wet dog stench was wareing off and funde was starting to smell like coconut oil. but oh no! dream is allergi c to coconut!!! fundy is humming mamam miaiaa when he gasps. dream... coconut... allergic....!!! "DREEMA!!1!!1" he SAID.  dream startes to seizure on the floor, throwing the hair dryer into the still wet bathtub. it electrocutes him. "NOOOOOOOO" fundy said. "wait... now i can colelect munie in his will!!!" "get... the.... epipen.." dream says, but his speech was unintelligable. he is dying... OH NO WHO WILL SAVE HIM????