Jayfeather: I found this new weapon called a Hot Blue Gun.
*Lionblaze is sitting nearby, Derping out*
Jayfeather: *Shoots the hot blue (glue) gun at Lionblaze* DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASHHHHH
Lionblaze: *Writhing on the ground* I'M BURNEDDDDD!!!!
Cinderheart: DIE
ThunderClan: LALALALA LALALALA ELMO'S WORLD!

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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
De Todo.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...