Kimora Ming: the blackanese sket
Introduction:
My name is Kimora Ming, im half ghanian and half Chinese. Its a wierd mix but anyways i hate to be vain but i am so sexy. Big batty and ting. I have some curvy coke bottle body, i guess i got that from my mother who is ghanian, you know us Africans come with DA whole package. My dad is Chinese but lives in Ghana because he is a businessman. Nuff about my parents, youre here to know about Me. i have some chinky Chinese eyes, and a full head of curls. I am a lightie but more to the chocolate caramel side. I have been told dat I look like the younger version of the singer Amerie. I am 15 years old and go to a live in hackney. Yes, I kno ur thinking that this is an ordinary sket story but this is different. Very different, and it all started like this...
Chapter 1:
I was getting ready to go out wit my Bitches Cassie and Yenille. I didn't wanna look too nice coz we wernt goin anywhere particular but still gotta show sum Leg and cleavage ya gemme ;). I wore sum white shorts, my black airforces and a black vest top. I gotta admit I have da legz of a goddess! I let my hair out because it already looked nice because I had backcombed it to make it thick then I straightened my full fringe.
Mum: Kimora where are you going
Me: Ermm you sed I can go out.
Mum: yes but.....
(she was staring at what I was wearing.)
Me: Okay I will wear jeans.
Mum: yes because what you are wearing is not appropriate and you look like a prostitute.
I changed into white jeans then put my shorts in my bag because I would change later. Its summer time so I have to look sexxxyyyy!!!!!!!
Cassie and Yanille knocked on da door so I said bye to my mum, then took 20 pounds, my bb and my Vaseline then left.
Yanille: Kimmy are you seriouse?
Me: lol what?
Cassie: its summer time and youre wearing jeans loool look at us man, wit our shorts and ting.
Me: looooool nahh my mum sed I looked like a prostitute so I changed
Yanille: PEAK
Me: loooool shurrup man, she jokin. But I have taken my shorts wit me.
Cassie: mmmm you naughty bitch, whatch wen she clock ur rass on road.
We walked to an alleyway den I changed into my shorts. #
Yaniille: Fuck you man!!! Loool
Me: babes don't threaten me with a good time ;)
Yanille: your soo moist mann but jheezee you look sexxayyyy boyyy.!!!!!!
Cassie: aliee mandem wanna eat u for lunch.
Me: I don't look dat good man, don't gass me up!! :D now come on lets go have fun!!!!
We walked to tha bustop and jumped on the bus...
