Authors Note/Illegal threats

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- (A reader) *yells* "WHY HAVE YOU NOT POSTED ANYTHING FOR SUCH A LONG TIME???"

- (Me) *Shrugging* "Umm, my internet wasn't working?" *😋—>🤥

(All the readers) *Throwing banana peels at me* "LIAR, LIAR, LIAR!!!"

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(Me)"Ahem" *clearing my throat* "Um, I know I haven't posted anything for a long, long time. But I was really busy with school since winter break was coming up and there was a lot of exams. Just Monday and Tuesday last week we had maths test. And it so happens I did not get a very good grade on one of the assignments I did and I was forbidden to write or even just watch Winx Club for just 10 min. But I did write a chapter in secret and I will post it about four days." *smiles proudly*

- (All the readers) *shouts* "FOUR days??????" *All the readers take out a gun*

(Me) *😬* "Oh no!" "Alright, alright, no need to kill me! I will post it after three days!" *Puts hands over my head*

- (All the readers) *All the readers load the guns*

- (Me) *😰* "Fine, fine, two days then!!"

- (All the readers) *Put their fingers on the trigger

- (Me) *Falls on my knees and begins to cry 😭* "Alright, I give up, plssssss don't kill me!!!!!! I'll post it tomorrow! Have a little mercy!" *🙏🏼* "And it will be the longest chapter yet! I swear!"

- (All the readers) *takes their fingers of the trigger but still aims towards me

- (One reader) "Hmmm, but if you DON'T post it tomorrow, we will HUNT you down and KILL you!!!!!"

- (Me) *😩* "I promise!..." *Runs to my room and starts writhing*

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