Hi! Hello!
Let's see... How do I start? My clever mind is acting up so I have to do it. See, someone's been body shaming me for like one month straight. And of courseeeee...
I don't like it.
I met HIM online and I swear! He's the most disgusting man. He has the audacity to tell that I'm fat even tho he hasn't see me yet in person! (Well actually I'm a plus size but, meh.)
Let's start plotting his death, shall we?
If I'm a Serial Killer, this is how I'll kill him.
Asking him for a meet up will be sus, right? Uhmmm... How about we do a quick survey? I have connections so that wouldn't be hard.
After we got his location, it's time to hunt him down.
I'll effortlessly sneak into their house at 3am. He's lives alone so that'd be easy.
Now for the exciting part.
If I found out that he's awake, let's perform some martial arts and throw that sleeper choke. Make sure you're coming from behind for an easier approach!
I made sure I'm wearing a gloves because finger prints can be naughty.
But if he's sound asleep... Let's tie him up up up 'en a way! I hate it when my victims are moving around too much. This makes me kill 'em right away. Be extra careful.
And now we wait until he realize he's life is in danger. Secure the doors, windows and put a bunch of clothes into his mouth because he'll be a little fuzzy after he wokes up and we don't want that! It's super irritating.
I am actually bored so, find a hot water and pur it in his little buddy to wake him up. (Both of 'em. Oops)
No try to play some games like... A CHESS! On his tummy. I just have to draw a checkered pattern and grab some forks and that little cute knife.Align those forks and save the knives for the KING and QUEEN.
But I won't be enjoying this game. I don't know how to play it. :<
I just thought, he's body shaming me, aight? What if I curve his body into my ideal shape? That's an easy glow up.
Let's start slicing his tummy. It is bloated so I need to curve it good to have that 6 pack abs. You're aware that he's awake at this point right? Since I'm kinda bored, I'll tell him some random stories in my head.
Uhmmm something like...
"Hey. Have you heard about the devil's fork? I actually want to try that to someone but I guess you're lucky enough 'coz guess what? I haven't brought anything but my useless bag. Pffttt
I know you want to laugh. Good thing you chose not to.
By the way, I saw it online and I thought it was a good way to torture someone. *sigh*"
I'll continue curving his body until he's weak as a shit.
You know? I'm reeeaaally am obsessed with eyes! Like literally OBSESSED.
AHA!
If I were to kill someone, I'll take their eyes for collection and remembrance! Isn't that great?!
Hmmmm... Anyways, I named him The Body Shaming Beast but he's missing something... A fangs perhaps? His pinky finger will be a good fit.
Sooo... I cut his pinky!
To make sure he's dead, I'll stab him directly on his heart and put a rose right inside the hole. When he's already not breathing, let's carefully take both of his eyes and put it in a jar with water or else it'll rot.
For the finishing touch, remove the clothes on his mouth and stick his pinkies.
I want to be creative so I wrote "Rawr, I'm a Body Shaming Beast" beside hik using his own blood.
And we're out!
2:07 PM
