Kelice Da Sket ;

Kelice The Sket 

Intro:

Der names Kelice im 15 yearsz old , im ¾ Jamaican nd ¼ Indian. Im a black wiv long boom curly hair, its jet black wiv a purple sheen 2 It  , big backoff , normal sized boobsz , nd curves in der ryt places with dese nyc light light brown eyes. 

I live with my mum , nd im a only child : ) my dad ….well eff him releee.  

Newhu , im single doe aint relee lookin 4 a hubby , all bwois r d*ck‘eds ( well som anyway ) , I aint a sket doe , trust I aint I dnt roll dem waysz . 

I aint a virgin doe , I lost my virginity 2 my co-dee Kira’s oldah bro wen I was 14 nd he was 17 , his name was Malachi , obvi kira doesn’t knw she wuld hate me , nd I love dis gyal 2 much 2 loose her ( no homo ! ) Malachi has a wifey som nxt bitch called Tanisha hu finks shes der shit , so basically me nd him r doing a likkle ting on der sly .  

Der r 2 many hatahsz dese days lyk seriously girls fighting ovah man , nd oda gyals hatin of ova gyals…..Pftttt kmt, in my life ive had 2 deal wiv a lot of haters ahlie.

I got a lot of luve 4 der true wunsz - Kira , Jaida, nd Danisha <<< dnt relee lyk dis gyal shes just a dumb sket , I just jam wiv her cos…well I dnt even knw y we jam wiv her its cos shes jaidas frend from tym kmt me nd dis gyal been havin beef since day , its calmed dwn nw bhut I still have pure hate 4 dis gyal k.m.t . I go 2 som mixed skwl wiv pure boomies bhut 2 many bitches in here man , der main bitch dhat I relee dnt lyk is som nxt tramp called Shontaya, cos 1 tym she musta caught me nd her ‘ man ‘ doing it hardcore in the skwl toilets lool , dhat day was jokesz styl , she was bre getting emosh abwt it aswell lyk jam ur hype man ur man was gna dump u anyway kmt, bhut tru say her man was peng styll , brown skin , boom shape up , brown eyes , slitsz , packsz !!! Nd den ders shontay wiv her crutters self - light skin , bright pink lipsz DROP LIP , relaxed hair dhat is brakin off lol , nd som nxt anoyin high pitched white gyal voice ( no offence ) . 

Monday morning -

I woke up hearing my alarm ber ringing in my dam ears wholes kmt , I frew it out der window ( I knw im aggressive so gyalsz knw not 2 mess wiv me kmt ) nd looked around my room , I got up nd took my towel nd dressing gwn nd had a quick shwer , nd brushed my teeth nd made my way ova 2 my bedroom.

I had a huge room it was pink/purple wiv sexy leopard printed sheets : P 

If u didn’t knw alredy im quite spoilt , basically I get everyting I want .

So I took out my uniform it was alryt -

. White shirt

. Black straight/pleated skirt 

. Black nd blue stipey tie 

. Black TIGHT jumper

. Black blazer wiv som skwl logo on der top pocket . 

. Black sox

I creamed my skin wiv coco butter  nd put my black frenchies on , nd my black sparkly bra , Malachi tld me 2 bring som s*xy outfit cos me nd him wer gna b getting freaky 2night ; ) .

Newhu I packed som sexy see frew stocking lyk der lingerie wunsz , nd som black thong I was gna wear my bra dhat I alredy had on . 

I changed into my uniform , I was wearing my short sox wiv my blazer in  my bag , I dnt relee wear my blazer .looked in der mirrow 2 c wt I was gna do 2 my hair humm….I left it out all curly nd put a white alice band with a massive flower in my hair nd straightond my side ways fringe. I put in my silver studdsz nd my tiffany bracelet , I then got my shiny black pauls boutiques . Nd put on my shiny dolly shoesz nd made my way dwnstairs , my mum wernt in so I just took 10 pound of der counter nd made my way 2 skwl , I swear dwn dhat womens nevr in kmt , always working….year right lyk I dnt knw shes been fuckin bre man ona sly kmt owel her life not mine .