Celes Celes no Mi: Alabasta

Cactuses are Bastards

They watched as Laboon played with his new pod mates as Luffilia made two more Pieces, big blue n pink fishes, and Hydus, a giant water snake. "Well, I hope you are happy with your new friends." Luffilia said, watching them play. "What you did was nice. I've seen many devil fruit users in my lifetime, and never anyone quite like yours." Crocus said, watching them play. "Now Laboon they are yours forever but they are just babies so you have to protect them." Luffilia said, smiling as Laboon cried in joy at his new friends.

Right now, Sanji was cooking lunch as Zoro and Usopp were fixing the ships minor damage. Nami, as she is learning her log post, she got in Loguetown. Crocus was also there to help Nami learn how to use it. When they heard a kaboom sound. There in the water was Mr. 9 and Ms. Wednesday. Luffilia, who was playing with the sea creatures on the lower shore, watched as they came to shore. "Need help?" Luffilia asked as Hydra loom over them. "Luffilia~ Lunch time!" Sanji said as he ran down to grab his beloved captain only to find Mr. 9 and Ms. Wednesday. "Here, let me help you, Ms. Wednesday." Sanji said, lifting the blue haired girl up.

After some hostility towards both groups, Mr. 9 asked them to drop them off home. "Okay, we will." Luffilia said as they pleaded with them. "What?" The others asked as Luffilia got closer to Mr. 9 to pinch his cheek. "That is what we'll do but any, and I mean, any attempts on our lives. I will not hesitate to kill Ms. Wednesday, you hear." Making her crew and the mysterious duo stare at her.

Usopp, Sanji, and Luffilia worked together to sail Going Merry in the right direction. "You know, I honestly thought you were serious back there." Usopp said as Luffilia walked to a sleeping Zoro. "Ya, that was a big bluff, but they don't need to know that." Luffilia said, smacking Zoro awake, making him help. "A very effective move I have to say." Sanji said as a grumpy Zoro helped him pull the line for the sail. "Wait, what happened while I was asleep?" Zoro said as it became cold.

To make sure at least warm, she brought out Leocub. "So warm~" Nami and the mystery duo said as Leocub curled in a ball, becoming a heater for the cabin. Luffilia and Usopp played in the snow, Luffilia had a blanket warn as a wrap as she built a snowman. "My snowman is completed." It was a standard snowman with a barrel on top. "Nice, but I made a better one!" Usopp said, showing his master piece where Luffilia ow and ah at the snow queen that almost looked like Kaya. They then end up having a snowball fight. All of a sudden, Nami screech telling them to turn the boat around.

Zoro was back to sleep as the chaos of figuring out how to sail the Grand Line. Nami kicked their passengers into helping them as they sailed, and then it turned into spring. Just when Zoro woke up again, they were back on course. Nami then declared that the Grand Line was her challenge, and what she knows is useless. When they finally reached Whisky Peak where giant cactus all over the island. "Don't we have to stay on this island to recalibrate to the next island?" Luffilia asked as she sat on her favorite spot. "Yes, we do, so let's just...." Nami started but saw their guest were already gone.

When getting closer to the village, they were welcome as celebrities. "Keep your eyes out and stay alert." Luffilia whisper to Zoro as they get closer. The people of Whisky Peak had a party asking about their adventures with food and booze. Luffilia was eating from the back as she watched her crew, and the town folk talked and enjoyed as one by one, her crew became sleepy. Luffilia started to yawn and closed her eyes as the towns folk left. "Mmm." Luffilia said smiling as she opened eyes just a little, only for Zoro to place her starw hat after it fell. "Rest a bit. I'll get us out." Zoro said as Luffilia nodded, falling back to sleep.

Only to wake up after a bit, looking around to before getting up from her spot. "Constellation Gemini." Luffilia said as a copy of her took her place. "Alright, time to see what's going on and to kick Zoro's ass for allowing me to sleep." Luffilia said as she walked over to Nami. "I know you're awake. Grab what you want and get those two back to the ship." Luffilia said as Nami nodded but hid when Ms. Wednesday took the clone with her. "That's my que." Luffilia said, leaving Nami to her own. "Constellation Pegasus." Luffilia said, taking to the sky on the galaxy pegasus. Luffilia looked around for a bit to see Zoro drinking as he looked down at what's taking place. "Zoro, you jerk!" Luffilia said, diving down to him, making them both fall into the fight below. "You jerk! You told me to go back to sleep while you fight." Luffilia said as she shack Zoro violently until she realized someone grabbed her ankle. It was Mr. 8. "Please, you have to help Princess Vivi of Alabaster." Mr. 8 said, pleading with her.

Luffilia just looked down at him before letting out a deep sigh. "And?" Luffilia said, making Mr. 8 look at her. "What?" Luffilia turned to him. "And why should we you wanted my bounty so why should I care." Luffilia said as Mr. 8 tear up. "Please, it was just a job. If she's captured, then the kingdom of Alabaster will fall." He said as Luffilia let go of Zoro. "Okay, tell everything to Nami we'll save your Princess." Luffilia said as Nami appeared as she dragged a fighting Zoro. "You're helping." Luffilia said as they went to find Vivi.

Luffilia stood behind Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine, as Zoro, split a bomb booger. "That's disgusting." Zoro said as he stood in front of Vivi. "That is." Luffilia said behind them as Taurus stood next to her. "We came to protect you. Princess, so just let us worry about these two." Luffilia said, smiling as she sent Taurus charging at Mr. 5 only for him to move and hit Zoro. "What the hell, Luffilia!" Zoro said as he sat up. "Sorry." Luffilia said as she gave him a toothy smile.

Ms. Valentine was up above as Luffilia looked up. "Zoro, you take care of booger man. I got Ms. Lemon here." Luffilia said, taking Sagittarius out and starting to shoot at her. "Get down here!" Luffilia said, still shooting at her. "Hohoho okay!" She said, dropping down fast as UrsaMa catched her. "What? But how was that possible?" She said as Luffilia turned to her. "So it's Ms. Valentine, right?" Luffilia said smiling as she came closer as she struggled to get out of the bear's hold. "Well, I don't care. Let's just get this over with." Luffilia said, cracking her knuckle. The only thing you could hear was her screaming before Luffilia held out her hand as smooth sounds put her to sleep. "I'm just tired, so I'm not going to put too much effort." Luffilia said as she heard a thump behind her. "He was annoying." Zoro said as Mr. 5 lay unconscious as Ms. Valentine sleeps peacefully. "Now, are you hurt, princess?" Luffilia asked, smiling at the shocked princess.