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/Opening File: Kids/
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[today's christmas eve, and look at my extraordinary christmas gift. my cure. more specifically, my cure's location. in any case, this is the infamous hermittpad, and well, well, i'll say it was an interesting first day.

i met this strange person, apparently their name is crooked (-spaceboyyy)? what an odd name, then again, it fits them quite well.

after everything i still cannot believe axel managed to mess up my coordinates this badly. i mean really, he had only one job, and he can't even do that right? why did i ever save that pathetic creature.

i was supposed to go straight to the destination, but nOoOoO, i can't even do that. hm, well, while i'm here, i can make the most of it, have some fun, spice this drab place up. i am the great and amazing, ~☆Syn☆~ after all, who wouldn't want ~☆me☆~ around?

in any case, i met this strange creature named crooked.

it first started as i was teleported to a strange, haunted looking abode. there was an odd falcon circling the place- and then i heard this human- scream? it sounded more devilish if i'm honest. obviously, nothing can scare me, i've been through far, far worse. in any case, my ~amazing powers~ decided to act and I turned into a dignified, pigeon.

i, being the greatest flier on the planet, easily did some amazing flying tricks which threw them off.

then i turned into a peacock, because of my stupid curse. thankfully i am able to turn back into a human, with the falcon scared off for good.

i'm just that irresistible, hm?

anyways, the kid, who I think is around 11-13, attempts to insult me, but clearly fail. obviously.

we talk for a bit, the child threatens to kill me, and i leave, because i am in no mood to deal with these little sh*ts.

after several attempts at my cursed shapeshifting, i finally managed to make it back to my landing spot, ready to go all out on axel. turns out, hermittpad is just a kid's daycare because there was another kid there. Her name was apparently sally? (helicopter-stannie) and she wants me to burn in my jet? oh man, of all places, why did the cure have to be here?

luckily, i was able to convince her to take me to a place to stay, because i'm just that irresistible.

she led me to a treehouse, and I knocked her out with a giant rainbow swirl lollipop, because I am that strong and she is that weak. pfft. in any case, i currently live in that treehouse, my helicopter next to it. all i gotta do is move my stuff. i should really talk to axel about making my helicopter more livable..

in any case, if all of hermittpad really is just made up of kids, man oh man, this is going to be an easy, easy ride. now, time to go scream at axel for being such a damn failure, and to make sure ~sally~ is all nice and ~safe~]

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