Waking up to something I hate not something I love.

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by NikkuMichealis666

by NikkuMichealis666

A/N: This is a recent story I came up with so enjoy it or be blasted in your weak area. (Btw my name is kinako just so you know :P)

As I woke up in bed, I felt someone else in bed with me. I thought it was Sebastian. When I turned around, I was horrified.it was the turtle spider demon himself, Claude Faustus. He had no shirt, I don't know about his pants which scared me to death, and what did he do to me when i was sleeping, what did he do with my Sebastian?

"Hello my little bir-" Claude was cut off by me slapping his face. He flinched and I turned to my night stand and pulled out a pistol, and lifted the the blankets and shot him were the birds don't fly. He of course had no pants on. So I got out of bed and pulled on my robe and ran to the door way then looked back at Claude in serious pain, and decided to shoot him again.

'' SEBASTIAN THE FUCKING TURTLE IS IN OUR BED WITH NO CLOTHES ON HELP ME THE PERVERT PROBABLY TOUCHED ME!!!" I screamed running down the hall scared for my life and soon Sebastian came bolting down the hall.

"Hell's bells I ca-" Sebastian was cut off by shock of what a scene he saw. Claude in the bed sheets off, and blood everywhere. He was clenching were the birds don't fly spot in agony. He was grunting as the pain grew worse.

"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BASTERED WHY THE -" Sebastian grabbed me by the waist.

"There might be 8 year old's reading this..." Sebastian said a little embarrassed.

"I DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT THEY READ! FUCK YOU YOU BOOTLEG FUCKING TURTLE SAMPLE USED IN FUCKING SHAMPOO!" I screamed pointing at the man in pain in bed. Sebastian grabbed claude's clothes and threw them in the garbage. He then walked over to Claude and grabbed his glasses, snapped them immediately in half. Sebastian then picked up Claude and chucked him out the window. Claude was thrown out of sight soon going to be embarrassed .

"There we go my dear, he is gone and out of our lives." Sebastian said calmly as he kneeled down and both hands were on my shoulders, he was looked up at me to examine what I was thinking. Mean while I was staring at the pistol with a blank stare. I walked out of the room making Sebastian worried. I walked into the garden and saw yellow birds. I shot the birds with my pistol willing to waste all my bullets.

"Oh dear, I'll have to buy you more bullets.. you do need to controll yourself with those." Sebastian said looking at the dead birds. "I just wanted to waste my bullets" I said like a child after waisting her money on a cheap shit toy. "I can see." He said grabbing my pistol. " I shall go get you new bullets right now, so I'll be right back." He said bowing. :thank you Sebastian I said poking one of the dead birds with a stick.

(That's it. For now. But expect more!)