“Give me coffee Williams” -JJ told his friend, 28-year-old waiter, William Williams. It was a sunny morning. Clouds were scattered across the sky and the murmur of alien ships could be heard in the distance.
Morning like every other.
JJ got a new case. The case was about a duck like killer whom many survivors called a “diaper lunatic”. His victims were all found with yellow feathers stuck in their eyes, and they were suffocated by lollipops. Tied with cat tails to high telephone poles.
JJ was not interested in the case, it was like almost every other case. He wanted to solve his coffee addiction first. Williams finally brought the coffee. As he sipped his Turkish coffee he noticed a feather on Williams' big butt. He looked like he was wearing diapers. 'Not suspicious' thought JJ. He got the message. It was from his mother. "We have a turkey for dinner, call your friend;)" - Mom. 'Hmm, I wanted a turkey, wait, it's not Sunday, why do we have a turkey? Wait , call Williams? My mom doesn't like Williams. Why did she put on a winking face? Wait a minute, the turkey has feathers ... That means ... MOM WANTS WILLIAMS, SHE'S A MADMAN IN DIAPERS !!! '- JJ hurriedly called his colleagues and said he had found the villain, gave them his address and hurried home. When they arrived JJ ordered them to set fire to the house. He took off his hat and said goodbye while the house was on fire. 'I'm sorry mom, but duty calls' he swallowed some coffee, he still had his cup from the restaurant. Behind him came Williams. "I'm sorry JJ"
"Mhm."
Williams patted him on the shoulder.
"JJ do you want a lollipop?"
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Crime and coffee adiction
HumorJJ is determaind to find every criminal in America while fighting his coffee adiction, His friend trys to help, he also makes fantastic coffee.