IM SO FUCKING COLD

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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO MY DADS AC IS THE COLDEST SHIT

I BET ID BE WARMER IN MF SNOW

I GET ITS HOT IN FLORIDA DAD BUT PLEASE

I CAN BARELY TYPE, MY HANDS ARE BECOMING ICE

NO

MY HANDS A R E ICE

I AM ICE

WAIT

if im ice

and ice is swag

GUYS

GUYS IM SWAG

I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF SWAG

I AM SWAG ITSELF

OH MY GOD

maybe being the coldest bitch on planet mf earth isnt so bad after all

i mean

look at me

being swag


anyway ill make a new chapter when i have something to complain about

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