Yeah I know I'm going to hell but your reading this on your own accord so see ya there I might turn these into an actual story *My brain, overworked and pleading for me to stop*: you have like, seven accounts and 50000 stories that people are waiting on to be updated and you need to focus on that, and school, and yourself. Please. Just for the love of god stop making stories you wont finish. You have negative amounts of time to write Me shoving an entire freezer of monster energy down my throat: imma commit this time I swear

Ten years in the future. Dipper Pines, age 22, is now a CSI agent for Gravity Falls' police department. And Bill, having spent a decade imprisoned in his stoney cage, decides it's time to break out. A different form. A different time. Dipper's on the case to tracking the demented dorito down... That is, if he can figure out what Bill's new body looks like. (Warning: Smut)