wut will hapen win big butt and Elmo find out that thy be soul matts?

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

Warning this will traumatize your eyes :p

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

read this if ur sexc‼️💔 sangwoo(killing stalking) hisoka(hunterxhunter) non-fiction cause the love is real💕🤑

𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝗼𝐰. 𝑎𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝑥 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑖 𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. started: june 4th 2019 ♡︎ ended: january 30th 2021 ♡

Phan smut Tw: excessive gore

Oh god this again

Hi I'm back and worse than ever. Do yourself a favor and don't fucking read this