" NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPP" Brittney screams in front of Danny's house." why is this sexy psycho bitch yelling" Danny says to the children in his basement.

A short emotional story about Bread and Danny Devito falling in love together. Rated PG13.

this is just a bunch of my stuff and weird one shots i've written read at your own risk

A book of weird stuff you can laugh at. Featuring my friends occasionally Crime is legal if you don't get caught. Being arrested isn't real, just walk away. Be gay, do crime. If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is talking shittttt

A short love story about everybody's fav celebrities; Danny devito and Abby lee Miller

sexy tim for lord and savior

Lord forgive me

please dont question my sanity just love

Have you ever wanted to know how Daddy D and Big Bird got together? Well now you can. Read This and see the magic that is...Big Daddy.