"Oblivion is bliss. I missed not knowing about it, which sounds insane to admit, but before I realized what was going on when I wasn't around, our relationship was striking red. Not anymore. Now it was grey. It was dead and so was I. At least, that's how I feel." Anna Jeanne Andrews, a socially awkward twenty-three year old now lives with her aunt and cousin in the glamorous suburbs of Broxville, New York. He was nice, yes in his personality, but also everywhere else. Nice to look at, nice to touch, nice to listen to. She unquestionably was in deep like with him but refused to admit it to herself, or to anyone, until he got her alone. And everything was good, everything was perfect. But of course, all good thing must come to an end, right?

"Today was a good day to die...or at least try to." As a cowardly goblin, Garvo has always feared death...but when he finds himself cursed with immortality, he will stop at nothing to finally die...or live trying! A darkly comedic fantasy tale, 'Garvo Tries To Die' explores what happens when a coward is granted his fondest wish and regrets it for the rest of his life. Full of daring escapes, bizarre characters, and an oddly hopeful can-do attitude, 'Garvo Tries To Die' gives us a rare look inside the mind of the world's most unstoppable minion! From the twisted mind of the Dungeon Master behind 'Dumb-Dumbs and Dragons' the hit comedy D&D podcast from Garbage Productions.

The summer at Ischia, re-imagined. With Nino, Lenu and Lila. This takes place during events from Book Two, so if you haven't gotten that far in the series, this fanfic will contain spoilers. I'm sorry! But also, just read the second book already; it's awesome.

Hi y'all. Last year I quit my job, married a Canadian, and uprooted my entire life - old typewriters, vintage costumes and all - to Toronto. We called it our Canadian adventure and we're living in Apartment A, or as we call it, Apartment "Eh?" Collected here are some of my thoughts about the Great White North and I'll be updating regularly with new musings since I'm still adjusting to my newfound home. Follow me on Instagram @zoedinovi for my visual diary and tell me your own tales of 'innocents abroad' in the comments!

An Adam Driver fanfic. If you loved him in Star Wars, you're gonna love this shit.