This story is about a pig named peppa and she has to go to restroom. This story may be too disgusting for some viewers so please don't barf everywhere. Also this story is a detailed trip of peppa in the restroom. So this is what the story will be about, Peppa is in her bed and she has school. She has a weird problem. She says nasty things to people and she farts alot everywhere. One day peppa farts and she had diarrhea she ran to the bathroom with alot of details. Find out what happens Next! See ya'll!

You have been with Danny for two years it is finally your wedding day but then Shrek comes bursting down the isle and kisses you and Danny

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

this is just a bunch of my stuff and weird one shots i've written read at your own risk

I'm sorry