"Ready for todays lesson, mikey?" ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××× michael clifford+calum hood smut strong sexual content may contain rough sexual events read at your own risk mature content

Jacks girlfriend just broke up with him. (Not Signe! I love and respect their real girlfriends, the girlfriend in this story is a made up character that is nothing like sweet Signe <3 just wanted to clarify that) He's heart broke, and his entire world is crumbling apart. His plans for the future are now ruined, and he looks to the one person who knows just how to make him feel better, Mark. Mark is suddenly developing feelings for Jack, and what makes matters worse is how this story awkwardly begins. This will contain heavy smut, so be warned! Enjoy~

“So... What you're trying to say is that you're a famous twenty year old bassist, trapped in the body of my seventeen year old friend?”

Ashton works at a sex shop. Calum works at the pet shop next door. Ashton wants a kitten. Calum wants a daddy, but things prove to be a bit more complicated than that.

"i love you" "but you can't have me" ; copyright © 2016

"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

In which pretty little Calum ends up getting fucked by his mum's new fiancé.

In which, Luke and Ashton are brothers, but not by blood LASHTON HEMWIN RUKE GREMMINGS COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015 polish translation: @tenage_dirtbag