It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness

"The Akatsuki were settled in their main room, each doing what they usually did. It was peacefully quiet until a familiar voice barked, "Oi-fuckers!" On cue, all of them inwardly sighed, including the emo Uchiha as they didn't even bother to look up as the silver haired Jashinist stomped rather angrily into the hideout. He breathed a heavy sigh like a pissed off cattle before he jerked his thumb behind him, "If any of you laugh, I swear by Jashin, I will sacrifice you all-" That was when a girl about six years old emerged from behind him, looking bored with an almost stoned expression on her face. She was a tanned brunette with roughly chopped hair and a pair of storm grey eyes. There was a spray of freckles on her nose. She was holding a half eaten apple and biting into it, let out a loud crunch that broke the awkward atmosphere." **** Meet Mei-the snarky, sometimes bratty six year old who becomes the newest addition to the Akatsuki.

On the night of the Uchiha massacre, Itachi was, of course, accompanied by who he believed was Uchiha Madara. They slaughtered the entire clan. All but two. 'Uchiha Madara' had spared someone- a little girl. She was all he had left now that Rin was gone, and he'd do anything to keep her safe. Anything for his Dear Little Sister. No. Matter. What. Rewrite Started: 21st April 2020 Ended: 5th June 2020 WARNINGS: violence, attempted assault (non-sexual), sexual jokes, implied assault, implied schizophrenia, major character death, japanglish, author abuses italics, a lot of authors notes, manipulation, original character, minor plot holes, some out of character moments author wrote this when they were 12 please forgive them rankings: #1 in Akatsuki #1 in Obito #1 in Naruto #1 in Shisui #1 in Narutoxoc #1 in Konoha #1 in Konohagakure #1 in Konohamaru #1 in Deidara #1 in Itachi #1 in Sasuke #1 in Miyuki #1 in Uchihaobito #1 in Narutovarious #1 in Prodigy #1 in Majorcharacterdeath #1 in Kisame #1 in Tobi #1 in Uchihaitachi [I do not own Naruto and it belongs rightfully to Masashi Kishimoto. Miyuki is my only creation.] Cover art does not belong to me! anyways go read twisted realities <3 mwah

[COMPLETED] 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ----------- ᴡʜᴇɴ a blood obsessed female enters a school for witches and wizards. ➤ disclaimers : - please read all the chapters before the start of the story as they include warnings and such - the art and pictures in this book do not belong to me unless i say they do ➤ started ; 4/03/22 finished ; 15/05/22 ➤ harry potter does not belong to me, it's rightfully owned by jk. rowling. boku no hero academia does not belong to me, it's rightfully owned by kohei horikoshi ©_behindyou_/2022

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