A collection of Crundee one-shots and whatever requests I'm given~

30 days straight of crundee smut~

i dont own anyone. i hope you like it my first one so be nice.

If you are wondering..."Hey Deadpool Girl! Why did called this fanfiction Crundee=life?" Me: this story is called that because if you are a fan of Ssundee and Crainer then you should know that dirt/cobble = lyfe!!!!!!!! Actual Description: IDK Just read it. This story is supposed to be somewhat interactive but nobody reads my fanfictions so...Maybe not interactive...sry... Dedicated Ssundee and Crainer!!!!!!!! Aka: The All Mighty Derp Lord and The All Derpy Derp King!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jelly likes Josh. Like a lot. But he doesn't think he likes him back. Something goes completely wrong and there is a huge misunderstanding. eventually, everything gets better, and Josh and jelly live happily every after! or so we think. (cover by me :> )

06/13/25 Hey, Author here Been awhile, got older and decided to archive this book in all its cringeworthy glory. At the time I wrote this book I was 12, Im starting college next year. This book has 12.2k views as of currently and because of that I feel it should be preserved instead of me just deleting it. Originally it had 77 chapters but Ive unpublished many chapters due to them having personal information or just being so flat out embarrassing I physically COULDNT leave them in. Might unpublish more chapters depending on if my tolerance for public self humiliation changes but Ive tried to keep this book as "originally authentic" as possible. To whoever has the misfortune of stumbling upon this book, i give you my best regards and wish you the best! Enjoy the genuine cringe and aura loss that REEKS from this monstrosity of a wattpad story. Take care of yourself -Author P (dont call me mika that was the name of my oc)

A fanfiction for my dear friend Emma regarding the song Automaton; this one shot has more twists and turns than white knuckle ride so strap in for the ride kiddies. Art by: @k4is3rs on instagram

i am bored and i want to e x p r e s s and hopefully i m p r e s s but i doubt it and as you can see i am aaaa... S I M P but thats ok i simp for crainer and jay kay and a little for slogo i know a lot about jamiroquai (where jay kay is from like the band) and crainer my cover looks terrible B U T W H O CARES i might just kinda put some stuff around here and yeah goose bye and i might put stuff about robust as well in this "interplanetary good vibe zone"... he he a reference to a jamiroquai song lel

this is my first ever story so please enjoy!