Basically a merstuck dirkjake fan fiction. Enjoy! :)

(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

In a world where the dominant species is man kind . A new type of species appears. Jake: a were-wolf John: a were-bunny Dave: a were- fox Dirk: a were-fox John lives in the deep parts of the forest. No human ever goes there . John and his father live in a small wooden cabin where they are safe. Their forest doesn't have any top chain predictors. Johns dad falls ill so called johns cousin jake to come watch over him. John doesn't know what his cousin is.

Dave and Dirk live a semi normal life. That is until they have a run in with the 2 most wanted criminals out there. What will the brothers do with the dorky but dangerous jake and john.

Dave x John Dirk x Jake Roxy x Jane 20's stuck ( prohibition) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dirk and Dave Strider are infamous smugglers that run an underground speakeasy. They've bought off most of the police in their town, but not Jake English. Jake, the detective that cant be brought off and who is a constant thorn in Dirk's side. John Egbert appears, seemingly out of nowhere, claiming he need cash fast? Roxy Lalonde is the renowned performer of the speakeasy, using her voice to make knees weak and melt men AND women alike into butter with her songs. Jane Crocker is the bartender of the speakeasy. Everybody knows and loves her, and she's super friendly, but is she desperate for cash as well?

We all have secrets we hide from the world, some more deep and extreme than others. Who do we trust with our hidden baggage? When do we know that we can trust someone? How can we differentiate the backstabbers from the backstabbed? When we find the one we can trust with our soul, how much can you endure together? "And I know I'll eventually have to tell him the truth that I've been avoiding, but I just want to live in this world for just a bit longer. Being able to stop and feel the breeze around me, and sit in the shade for a bit. Blissfully unaware of the dangers that may lie in my future. If only we could stop the clockwork, stop time, and stay here forever. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Half-cat!JohnDave/PepsiCola ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> -I own nothing, Homestuck and its entirety belong to Andrew Hussie

"Did you see my eyes?" He nods. I feel my cheeks beginning to stain red. I haven't shown anyone my eyes. ever. And now Someone's seen. Great. "I-I like them" John stutters "You do?" I ask surprised "Yeah!"