Keith wishes for a lot of things and Lance IS NOT one of them. klace (keith x lance) boy x boy cover art by pitypagn from twitter

DISCLAIMER: This story is not mine, It was made by wittyy_name, If you want to read the original...look it up...anyways...yeah... hope you enjoy...

Pidgeon joined the game. KoganeKeith joined the game. HunkyDory joined the game. GorgeousMan joined the game. Pidgeon: Shiro can't join >:( Pidgeon: We're gonna have to invite some random person McMeme joined the game. *cover by JOONTHUSIAST*

When Lance McClain breaks into his own bedroom at two in the morning after scaling a four-story building, he didn't expect to break open the wrong window, nor did he expect to literally fall on top of a half-naked Keith Kogane. After agreeing to stay with Lance until he can afford to pay for Keith's window, the two find themselves in the unlikely scenario of becoming fake-boyfriends after a couple of bad run-ins with their Landlady. Join Keith and Lance on their crazy adventure full of love, friendship, heartbreak, and enough corny mullet jokes to send even the toughest fangirl running for the hills. {COMPLETED} *edit: I wrote this when I was thirteen and it's trash so read at your own risk*

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3