actually funny reader X MCYT

i am no longer into mcyt but whatever idc

MCYTER ONE SHOTS (M)

hi this has lots of smut cause that's all i know how to write and y'all are HORNY for it but uh there's plenty of fluff and angst too probably dunno haven't wrote it yet looking for rairpairs? exclusive nsfw art? fluffy smut? weird kinks? *ahem* occasionally extremely cursed shit i come up with at three am? we go...

𝙈𝘾𝙔𝙏 𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏𝙎

;; warning: contains smut, gore, and graphic depiction of harsh or sensitive topics ;; don't talk about your age. just don't talk about it, i don't care that you're 13 and think you're mature enough to read nsfw. you're not, but i can't stop you. go outside and touch a football or go jack off to gta tits and think it...

mcyt oneshots {requests closed whack}

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𝐌𝐂 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒

// NO SMUT DONT BE WEIRD // 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘, 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 :) 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 �...