Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

When 17 year old November Jones accidentally burns off her left eyebrow in a freak accident, she brushes it off. Nothing a bit of makeup can't fix, right? But when she finds herself shoved into the backseat of her own car as a couple of very big, very bad, and very dangerous-looking men drive off with it, things can't be so easily fixed...especially since it's not just her missing eyebrow that needs to be covered, it's also the fact that one of the most wanted criminal organizations in the country accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl while trying to escape a drug deal gone wrong. Could things get any worse? Well, with a girl like November in the mix, the answer is yes.

It's senior year and everyone is buzzing with excitement. That is, until Maria discovers her mate; An Alpha. While most girls would be swooning over his boyish charms or power, Maria's dislike for everything remotely 'alpha male' persona allows her to see him in a different light. He's a demanding, inconsiderate, jelous prick. Too bad he's effing gorgeous. But just because Maria is too proud to give in to his antics just yet, doesn't mean they won't have the challenge of a lifetime trying to turn each other into the perfect mates. All the while drowning in the sea of sexual tension. But as you probably know, bad things happen when wolves get angry... it's a bit cliché at first, but it gets better. Try it out and see how you like it :) Just so you know; this isn't one of those stories where the heroine is extremely badass/crazy or extremely lovey dovey. Maria is a strong, independent she wolf and she doesn't need a mate to tell her that. warning: may have some sexual content Highest Ranking: Werewolf # 19 Teen Fiction # 42

All Mia Starr wanted was a normal summer. But what does she get instead? A job as a receptionist at her mother's elite matchmaking company, Cupid's Incorporated. The last thing she expects is for an English CEO to walk in. And for that CEO to fall in love with her mother. Or for that CEO to have a son, Ashton. One who happens to be extremely handsome. Now Ashton and Mia must fight to make sure their parents don't fall in love... while trying not to fall in love themselves. || BOOK ONE OF THE CUPID SERIES || Cover: footprints- Trailer: Janelle07

Kim Drake was a loner - someone most people didn't even knew existed, or cared to recognize her existence. This included her town's local bad boy, Carter, despite knowing that they were mates. Did she forget to mention she was a werewolf? Life was already had enough as a high schooler, not to mention being a teenage werewolf dealing with rejection from the one person who is supposed to accept and love her above everyone else.

Hayley Larson is the girl everyone wants to be. She is a model, has amazing friends, a perfect life. When her father is brutally murdered, her perfect life spins out of control. Sent to Downright High, a school for delinquents, Hayley finds herself in a mixture of trouble, ranging from enemies, fights, riots, to even falling in love. Will Hayley end up getting her life back on track or will this school end her, once and for all? #1 Action | #1 Teen Fiction | #1 Young Adult | #1 Romance © 2017 by LaurenJ22. All rights reserved.

~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?