"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's right; you're staying in Nunavut, Canada with none other than Mathieu Williams, your uncle. Your parents claim he met you when you were a baby... maybe once. But you haven't heard anything about him since. That is, other than he's got a crazy temper and he can be super intimidating. Not to mention he is sort of a psychotic tree-hugger! Great, an entire summer in a tree covered ice box with no cell reception, running water, electrical heating, or a town for the next 50 miles. Will you die of lack of civilization before summer's over? Or will Matt somehow manage to break you and reconnect your rebellious spirit to nature and the earth itself? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for all the reads, my grease-covered bros!!

[Please read Just Below 0 first if you haven't yet! You'll understand this so much better, I promise. >w0] You've been in New York for six months now, time passing so painfully slow as your deranged uncle Allen keeps you held in the city despite your attempts to leave. All you can do is plot your plans to get back to Canada and survive the school Allen enrolled you in. But with Matt dead, or at least assumed dead, you have no home in Manitoba anymore. Can you get past your unfortunate history and escape... but where can you hide from someone who knows your every move? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for reading!!

A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]

This is a Hetalia spin off in which there are one shot like short stories about the personification of the states. 50 Awkward moments. 50 Interrupted Conferences. So yesh please enjoy. ~~~~~~><~~~~~~ States Done: Alaska Florida Louisiana Hawaii Texas Pennsylvania ~~~~~~><~~~~~~ Coming Up: Ohio California New Mexico South Carolina Delaware New York Iowa Washington

Ask or Dare The Bad Touch Trio!!

Jazmine or Jaz after being rejected by her mate discovers just how unique she really is. She isn't that shy weak girl any more and plans to make everyone who teased her suffer. There is a better description in the prologue. Give it a chance you won't regret it.

Privet comrades!!! I'm Ivan Braginski (Russia). Feel free to ask me any question, or dare me to do anything. You will ask, da? Don't be worried. No need to fear Russia! ^J^

(reader insert) You're playing seven minutes in heaven with the boys of the anime world! This used to be just based off Hetalia but I'm adding different animes into the mix. Enjoy!

Alfred F Jones is a well known American YouTuber. While he's about to upload a video he gets distracted and discovers a British YouTuber who deserved way more than 3,000 subscribers. One message is all it takes to change someone's life.