[Wattpad Featured Story] ❝𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊.❞ The last time the MACUSA Surveillance Wizarding Resource Department sent out an emergency message, it was back in 1926 when a warning was sent out claiming the Magical Exposure Threat Level had increased to Severe for unexplained activity. Since then there have been a few incidents here and there, but most of the surveillance has fallen upon the activity of No-Majs otherwise known as non-magical folk. For centuries, the wizarding realm has kept itself hidden and separate from No-Majs, allowing each side to handle their own affairs. But when a threat occurs brought on by an ill-tempered God, even the wizarding realm finds itself shaken by what could be coming. An elite group of No-Majs with abilities are rumoured to be coming together to put an end to the threat and MACUSA wants to make sure that the job will be done with as little casualties as possible. So, breaching the International Statute of Secrecy during the time of crisis, they send in one of their best to assist the cause. Enter Duffy Dagny, a highly recommended Hit Witch employed under MACUSA.

shrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

haha.. shrek.

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

a true love story 😍😍😍

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