I will commit the big cringe and make this book

7 pages worth of muda.

modern vento aureo group chat but everyone is dumb and mista is horny. no fuckin stands just the bucci gang being absolute idiots

a joestar that isn't a protagonist a brando that isn't an antagonist and a zeppeli that doesn't die it's all too bizarre, much like y/n l/n's life and how she gets involved with the mafia. being a problem child is y/n's specialty. she is the type of girl to speak her mind. of course all that was on her mind was dumb shit. being bold and standing out is part of being a l/n, but unfortunately, that characteristic went mayhem on y/n. always partying, always doing mischievous things, people often wonder how y/n isn't in jail. and she'd always just answer 'luck'. but just how far can this girl push her luck? when in the face of danger, she's never showing signs of being afraid. even when she's in a dire situation, she still manages to act foolish. let's see how well she fits in the jojoverse, shall we?

.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.