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Lies (A Loki/Avengers fanfiction) by Jadewritesastory
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My whole life is a lie. Everything you know about me is trick; every story I tell is one of fiction. I will deceive you. And I will draw you into the fantasy that is my life. My name is Ash. And that was my first lie. Copyright @Jadewritesastory
Fake Love -- Dramione by _Justa_fangirl_
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"I want Astoria back, you want Weasel back - for some unknown reason. They'll come crawling back on their hands and knees. Simple, really." "Are you proposing we fake date?" I asked, incredulously. He smirked, "Oh Granger, that's exactly what I am proposing." --- Takes place eighth year and they all come back to Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, however everyone who died in the war is alive. (Completed) #1 in Hermione and #1 in Dramione
Potions Perfume and Apples - Dramione Fanfiction by ellywolf111
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When two enemies brew Amortentia in class and smell scents all too familiar to each other, what will become of them? Will they face the feelings they obviously feel or will they try to shove them away? Three (3) parts + an epilogue Excerpt: "I can't smell a thing. All I can smell is your perfume. What did you do, dump the whole bottle on yourself this morning?" "I don't know what you're talking about Malfoy, the potion is perfect. I smell exactly what I smelled with the example batch: grass, parchment, and green apples." At this point, the class had gone quiet to hear the two of them squabble. "Besides, I was in such a rush this morning I didn't put on any perfume," she stated matter-of-factly, crossing her arms across her chest. "You're lying. I can smell it from where I'm sitting." She was about to argue further when a realization suddenly donned on Hermione. She froze in her spot, staring at the potion in front of her. _______________________________________________________________________ A/N: I write really short parts, so sorry about that being annoying. I break them up by the feeling because I feel like that is more definite than a page break or a scene break symbol, but I release the entire book at the same time. I have also added a Condensed version as the last part with all previous parts if you don't want to flip from one chapter to the next while reading. I've also added the condensed version to AO3 under the name ellywold111 (the same name on here). I hope you enjoy it! I really enjoyed writing this. If you ever read this that means this is my first fully finished multi-chapter fic. At the time I am publishing this I am currently working on another much bigger multi-chapter fic for Dramione. I can't wait for you to read that as well. I write under a fake name to free my self from the confines of what others might think of me in real life stumbling across my work.
Fake Love Gone Wrong- Dramione by saintpotthead
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'Deal with the Devil' Hermione and Ron's recent breakup has left some horrid tension for their last year at Hogwarts. Ron makes a stupid decision, that makes people question him. Malfoy knows about what's happening and thinks he can help. Hermione's makes a deal with the Devil..... Fake Dating ♡ Its a win win right? Malfoy gets Astoria back, and Hermione gets Ron back... if all goes to plan :) I SWEAR THERE IS BLINNY! IT JUST TAKES A WHILE XO TRY TO UPDATE EVERDAY ranking: 3 for draco malfoy out of 26000 1 for blinny 177 dating 10 dramione 11 AtroiaGreengrass 9 TheoNott 1 dramionefanfiction 1 imperious All copy rights, and characters go to J.K Rowling. She is the author of Harry Potter. There are only a couple of characters in this book that are mine.
When Love Hurts | Dramione - COMPLETED by philocalic
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"This is all your bloody fault, Malfoy." When an accidental spell throws Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy back in time to the Marauder's era, they are forced to work together to save everyone from a potentially fatal time mishap. But one run-in with Lily Evans and the Marauders changes it all: suddenly, Hermione and Draco are fake-dating, and to make matters worse, a prophecy is issued that names the two as the only hope to defeat the Dark Lord. Will they be able to set aside their differences before Voldemort takes over - this time maybe for forever? Or will the Gryffindor Princess and Slytherin Prince be the ultimate demise of everyone? Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling. HR: #2 | 5/15/2018 | harrypotter #1 | 2/7/19 | hermionegranger #1 | 9/16/2018 | dramione #1 | 10/21/18 | dracomalfoy #1 | 5/8/2018 | jamespotter #1 | 5/9/2018 | siriusblack #1 | 7/9/2019 | wattpride #1 | 12/4/2020 | lilyevans #2 | 8/9/2018 | remuslupin #2 | 5/1/2020 | time #6 | 8/4/2018 | friendship Cover: No idea who took the pic, please DM if you know! hi so I wrote this as like a CHILD sorry feel free to enjoy tho LMAOO
What Happens When Ron's a Dick by StarwarsNut
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, the castle was rebuilt and classes resumed as normal. Hermione would have thought she'd have loved to be back and learning, but instead she found herself troublingly preoccupied by the rekindled relationship between Ronald Weasley and Lavender Brown. In a desperate move to make Ron jealous, she entered into partnership with one Draco Malfoy. One whose aim was to fool the school into thinking they were dating and in love. This just may have been the worst plan ever. (AU in which: 1. Lavender Brown did not in fact perish after being mauled by a werewolf during the Battle of Hogwarts and 2. Ronald ditched Hermione for his ex.) *This is still under heavy development; please don't expect regular updates. If you do decide to give it a chance, I would greatly appreciate comments of any kind (though hopefully kinder than "this stori suxx"). Enjoy!*
Roommates || Dramione ( complete ) by dumbledoresphoenixx
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"Ew, there is no way on earth I'm sharing a bed with you! I would rather bleach my hair, and go on a double date with Cormac McLaggen, the Devil and Voldemort!" She said. "Likewise, I will take the couch." He said. - 5 years after the 2nd Wizarding War, Hermione Granger got into a terrible accident which landed her in St. Mungos, with none other than Draco Malfoy as her healer. When Hermione breaks up with Ron after he caught him with someone else after a long night of drinking, she has nowhere to live and ends up sleeping in her office, but when a certain blonde finds out about this, none other than Draco Malfoy, takes her under his wing, and gives the countries beloved war heroine a place to stay.
quidditch kiss cam | dramione  by aussentrist
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It all started when Ginny Weasley comes up with the idea to have a live kiss cam during the Quidditch matches at hogwarts. All she wanted was Harry Potter to finally notice her as she sat next to him in the stands and the kiss cam to zoom in on them. But, things don't always go as planned. Instead of the focusing on Ginny and Harry, the camera decides to focus on Hermione Granger, the brightest witch of her age and Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince. And the big secret he hides behind his silver eyes. Read ahead to find out what happens as they both try to tolerate each other through the hate, banter, curses and much more. Idea inspired from drarrycontrary on Tumblr. -Rated mature for language and sexual themes.
Sex Lessons From Draco Malfoy (Dramione) by Always_a_slytherin
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"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world that mattered at that very moment, his eyes devouring me hungrily as if they couldn't believe that I was really in front of him. In spite of myself, I stepped further into his embrace, pressing a hand to his chest. His hand remained on my face, still but a whisper of a touch, as if afraid that if he pushed, this fragile moment would shatter beyond repair. I stared up at him, confused by his hesitation. These were just lessons, right? I was so used to kissing Ron that this was strange, what made it even stranger was that it was Malfoy I was going to kiss. His hand unconsciously drifted to my waist, and he pulled me closer gently, making it clear that this was my choice, and I could break the embrace if I wished. His face came closer to mine, slowly but steadily, and it stopped just centimeters from mine. He was so close now, that I could see a faint scar on his lower lip. If I just moved my head a bit... ••••• When Ron cheats on Hermione because she won't satisfy him sexually, Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that will change her life forever, for better ...or worse. ••••• Warning: Contains mature content such as bad language and sexual themes. Also, mentions of rape and triggering themes. Now in editing by SirenSong55 Highest rank: #1 in Dramione #50 in fanfiction #1 in romance Cover by @khmbrleya
𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 • jess mariano  by _wan_der_lu_st_
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if there was anything that Hannah Delinger expected less in her life, it was Jess Mariano "so you're a tough guy like it really rough guy just can't get enough guy chest always so puffed guy i'm that bad type make your mama sad type make your girlfriend mad tight might seduce your dad type i'm the bad guy, duh" I do not own Gilmore Girls, but I do own my original characters, so please do not steal! CURRENTLY EDITING