(COMPLETED) Zak is a cold-hearted and evil prince who enjoys making people's lives a living hell. He delights in seeing people suffer and lose their sanity day by day until they kick the bucket. You might be wondering what Zak's favorite target is."Peasants" Trigger warning *Mention of suicide *Torture *Blood *Abuse *Toxic *Death Top 1 #karlnapity 11/8/21 Top 4 #skephalo 11/9/21 Top 4 #zak 11/10/21 Top 1 #skep 11/14/21 Top 3 #zak 11/18/21 Top 4 #bbh 12/2/21 Top 3 #bbh 12/3/21 Top 2 #bbh 12/12/21 Top 1 #bbh 12/14/21 Top 5 #14 8/23/22 Top 1 #14 5/30/23 Top 1 #zak 6/20/23 Top 2 #skephalo 12/25/23

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞- 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭!" Slow-burn, possible harem- TechHalo-QuackHalo-SkepHalo centric Mentions of drugs but nothing serious!! More TWS will be added in here and in the start of chapters of needed/requested -This supposed to be a comfy comedy-ish with possible angst.

Skephalo, Dnf, Karlnapity COMPLETED Credits to the art owner: @AswanIsOnFire's (Twitter account) Darryl is a very skilled and smart detective who always gets the job done with ease. He works undercover and doesn't want his identity revealed to the public. Everyone thinks he's a beta, but he's actually an omega who uses scent blockers. Skeppy, on the other hand, is a powerful, wealthy, and extremely dangerous mafia boss who, along with his business partners Clay and Sapnap, controls illegal businesses throughout the state, and the three of them are all alphas. Darryl/badboyhalo: Omega (24years old)(5'7) Zak/Skeppy: Alpha (23years old)(6'0) Clay/Dream: Alpha (21 years old)(6'3) George: Omega (22years old)(5'6) Nick/Sapnap: Alpha (21 years old)(6'0) Karl: Omega (21 years old)(5'9) Quackity: Alpha (20years old)(5'11) (Yes I know some of the characters height and age are incorrect but just bare with me, and also omegas are smaller and shorter than alphas so it fits the genre of the book.) (Also I'm not really that good as a writer but ohh well practice makes perfect.) Tw. Swearing ( like extreme lol) Guns Blood Death Sex Slaves Smut? (Yes with consent) Torture Top 1 #karlnapity 10/7/21 Top 5 #dnf 10/9/21 Top 1 #karlnap 10/8/21 Top 1 #bbh 10/15/21 Top 4 #zak 10/23/21 Top 2 #skephalo 10/25/21 Top 1 #badboyhalo 10/29/21 Top 2 #skep 11/15/21 Top 5 #skeppy 11/18/21 Top 1 #skep 11/21/21 Top 1 #zak 11/29/21 Top 2 #14 11/29/21 Top 3 #skeppy 12/15/21 Top 3 #gayaf 12/16/21 Top 1 #14 3/1/22 Top 2 #dnf 4/30/22 Top 1 #dsmp 5/12/22 Top 1 #skephalo 9/23/22 Top 3 #mafiaau 10/10/22 Top 2 #mafiaau 10/11/22 Top 1 #skeppy 1/16/23 Top 3 #myct 9/25/24 Top 1 #myct 9/26/24

Techno x bbh so shut up

I found a victim and it is no other than the lovely muffiny badboyhalo! This is basically a bunch of RARE+BBH one-shots. I could do other ships tho, obviously this is all JUST FOR FUN. No shady business y'all.. This has no smut. If you want that stuff you can go on @bloodydoves account and find it there. Cover is made by: @Itsnancy1

DISCLAIMER: I am only shipping/writing about their MC skins/characters. I DO NOT ship them in real life NOR do I condone shipping irl people This is mostly Skephalo but also contains Awesamponk as well. Warnings will be in each part (if any) (And yes, I did draw the cover) (Cross-Posted on Ao3 and complied together in one book! :>)

For years, Skeppy has felt as if someone's been watching him in his own house. He could feel eyes peering at him from within the dark, but whenever he opened his eyes he was met with the undisturbed interior of his bedroom. As a joke, his friend Vurb suggests he writes a note to the "demon observing him." Skeppy, having nothing better to do than meme the non-existent entity in his room, writes a note with Vurb's guidance and places it on the floor beside his bed. It was a joke. That's all it was supposed to be, a silly joke that wasn't supposed to result in Skeppy befriending any hellish creatures -- and yet there he was, eating gluten-free muffins and roasting a demon's ability to do his job. ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ A/N: Skeppy and Bad's friendship is absolutely wholesome and this fanfiction does NOT intend to shove the concept of "Skephalo" down their throats. Each character will be referred to as their usernames (with real names being referenced on occasion.) This fanfic does not perfectly reflect the mentioned CC's actual behavior. I dunno why, but I feel more comfortable putting twists on a "character" than copying and pasting an individual into a story. It's my way of separating fictional interpretations from the real deal. Also, if Bad or Skeppy were to express any form of disdain towards this shitty piece of literature, I won't hesitate to tear it down like my family tore down my dreams of being a veterinarian ;) I literally saw a shitpost Skephalo comic and was inspired to write this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Cover not mine, made by Katiculla on Twitter.

un·shack·le /ˌənˈSHakəl/ verb - 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 from shackles, chains, or other physical 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙨. - liberate; set 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚. Darryl hated the suns, the three blinding lights burned against his leathery skin. They were a reminder of how different he was, how close he was to the sky, and how far he was from the ground, where most remained. Creatures of many types stared in awe as he towered above them. They treated him as though he were an animal at a fair, existing only to entertain. Till he ran away. Far, far away. Somewhere safe, a cave, near the Crystallite Village. For centuries, that is where he remained. He relied on his companions, A Fireborne called Nick and a Goblin from house Manifold, for resources to live. That is.. Until he met Zak. Zak was always an adventurous young man, well, dwarf, curious about all the world has to offer. So when he learned of the legend that a giant had taken refuge nearby centuries ago, he had to find out if it was true. The Fungal Cave, the biggest cave in the entirety of the Dwarf lands, that is where the beast would be found. But, who he discovered was no beast. ----------------------------- AU is lazily explained in the 'A Very Informal Explanation Of The AU' chapter. This won't make any sense if you don't at least look at it- Updates are incredibly irregular, like I'm talking months or years between posts. Despite how I use their names, I am NOT shipping the real people, only their DreamSMP personas. The picture is just a random cave from stock photos, don't come for me I just searched 'large cave' then slapped a clipart demon from google- I don't usually put authour's notes in my chapters. I am WORKING ON a Spotify playlist for this. Uhh,,,, Content warnings will be at the beginning of chapters if necessary. Swearing will most likely be in almost every chapter, so it wont be added as a warning. No sexual content.

❝𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘹𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴.❞ ---------------------------- Zak told himself that after the events of last summer, he'd never go near that house again. The school is a popularity contest he's had his fair time mixed up in. But when his secret is threatened, Zak is forced to take action to protect what he hates most. ---------------------------- Completed ✔️ No smut ✔️ Trigger warnings: blood, mild gore - some warnings unlisted for spoilers, proceed with caution ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ @ʙʟᴀqɴᴛᴢ

BOOK 2 OF THE MUFFINTEERS! The Muffinteers Dream, George, Sapnap and Badboyhalo have all finally met up with their large group of friends. While they spoke every day, nothing could prepare any of them for what their friends were like in real life. Nonetheless they come together immediately and bond over limitless adventures from the rented cabin. What could go wrong?