These are posts I find on Instagram and Pinterest that the Harry Potter fandom would find hilarious. Well that I would find hilarious. I hope they tickle your funny bone and make you laugh as much as I did. Hope to bring a smile to your face None of these posts are mine. I just find them on the internet. Credit to the owners

"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." <><><><> Harper is your typical good girl. Shy, quiet, and reserved. So everybody is surprised when she manages to land a guy like Evan. Prom King, quarterback, ladies man. Evan introduces her to a new world, a world of popularity. And Harper tries to be the best girlfriend she can be. But one night, it all falls apart, and Harper is left in a mortifying situation. Naked. Luckily the River boys are around to save the day. After a few pictures of course.

"Never call a girl a bitch," I glared into his eyes as he opened them, piercing into me, the bright blue drink I had just poured over him still dripping from his dark hair. "Or she just might act like one." I gave him one last sarcastic smile before pushing by him and walking away, practically strutting. Well, this year will be fun... • • • • Crystal Summers; a self-proclaimed expert in all things sarcastic and the human embodiment of destructive decisions. Trying to get away from her troubled past, she moves with her mom to California to start a new life, and potentially not screw this one up. There, she quickly meets Scarlett and Savanah, her new-found partners in crime, and her life finally begins to feel normal again for the first time in years. But she just so happens to also collide with the school's sexy, notorious jackass, Ashton Monroe.. and his pack of asswipes. She loathes him, and the feeling is mutual. But as the poets say, the line separating love and hate is a very thin one. And often times, when two people hate each other, it can grow into much more. Hopeless devotion, if you will... • • • • !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! • slight mention(s) of suicidal concepts • substance abuse, addiction, anxiety, PTSD • sexual assault, domestic abuse • strong language and mature scenes • • • •

Colleen is living her life with an immense amount of happiness. She has an amazing husband, the cutest and sweetest toddler, and just a loving family in general. Nothing can ruin this.....until a certain someone from her past tries to. WARNING *Possible MATURE CONTENT*

The Many Dates of Indigo is now published as a Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. Thank you so much for your support! ***** As Indigo Clark nears her 30th birthday, new male suitors vie for her attention. The trick is to pick the right one... ***** Indigo Clark, a successful businesswoman approaching her 30th birthday can't seem to shake the questions, "Where's your ring?", "When will you get married?", "Are you going to have children?" Tired of the nosiness and the pressure, Indigo sets out to experiment in her dating life. What an adventure she's in for! You have Tate, her gorgeous and loyal best friend, who she has a past with...but they don't talk about it. Then there's Nathan. He seems perfect on paper but is hiding a serious part of his life from her. Owen is a dashing gentleman until he isn't. And Diego, oh Diego, he's a hotshot lawyer used to getting what he wants but Indigo also knows what she wants and isn't going to let him off the hook easily. She is fierce and smart, and yes, it's raining men but Indigo isn't afraid to hold an umbrella... [Highest Ranking: #8 in ChickLit] (Featured) [ Winner of the Genre Awards for ChickLit *First Book* ] [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Eva I (@evadrawssometimes)

Ellie Price has loved Josh Parker since 7th grade. Josh and Ellie (Ship name "Jellie") have been dating for 3 years now. On a visit to the mountains, the couple gets engaged. Once engaged that's when the problems start to emerge.

I'm obsessed with Liza Koshy and David Dobrik so I decided to write about them. Enjoy!❤️

David Dobrik and Liza Koshy love story. Just read it. *COMPLETED STORY*

{completed} cover by @ mahgadahling Chloe Fisher, The radiant, talented up and coming ballerina preparing for the main as Snow White at the National ballet of Canada. After training and working hard for years this is all what Chloe wanted for years and finally her time has come, until one hard night of blood, sweat, and lots of tears Chloe finds herself on the streets of downtown Toronto in a random coffee shop, sitting in the small corner contemplating her whole life. Joel Lane, The hot new rookie that's been drafted to the Toronto Maple Leafs, with a lot riding on his shoulders after a big loss against the Stanley cup winners he finds himself slipping away from the team for a night of drinking drown their sorrows and into a coffee shop wanting to get away just for a few hours. When two up and coming stars with different passions use the night to step away from the pressure put on them by the media and everyone else in the city, they find themselves having an unexpected late night. Lane Series; Unexpected Late Night (book 1) The Lane's (book 2) #1 in national #5 in Hockey #6 in torontomapleleafs #12 in NHL

When most people hear of the word Ballet, or Ballerina, they think of a girl in a pretty pink tutu turning around in circles. I'm not saying they are wrong, but it is not all that there is to dancing. When a girl puts on their next costume, and walks on that stage, she is no longer herself. Her face is a mask and her body works like a piece of art. Let me explain to you how the life of a dancer really works. It all begins with a little girl asking her mother to sign her up for dance lessons. In this case it is a girl named Rosie. And this is her story on how she got On Top.