*for fans of Kasie West and sex. Ruby I'm stressed. All kinds of stressed. Mentally. Sexually. Stressed. Which is expected. I keep busy. Particularly in the library. I've got mental stimulation in abundance. Sexual, though? The closest I get to sexually connecting with another human being is my neighbour. The guy who lives across the hall seems to do nothing but kick beautiful women out of his apartment in the wee hours of the morning. But he's got a body to make not just your fantasies drool. Jesse I'm bored. All kinds of bored. Mentally. Sexually. Bored. Which is unexpected. I keep busy. Particularly in the bedroom. I've got sexual stimulation in abundance. Mental, though? The closest I get to mentally connecting with another human being is my neighbour. The chick who lives across the hall looks like she fell out of the nunnery at eighteen and still has no idea what she's doing. But she's got a mind that makes a guy pay attention. What starts out as an innocent clashing of the minds becomes more as Ruby and Jesse take their particular brand of banter to the bedroom. But what happens when stress relief doesn't feel quite so shallow anymore and suddenly hearts are on the line? A laugh-out-loud rom-com with an alpha male with a heart of gold and the nerdy PhD student who makes him realise it. WARNING: this book is full of romance cliches, nerd-gasms, eye-rolling puns, and sticky cinnamon buns.

*Short story I wrote in 2004. It's a little corny. I had a thing for twins. Don't know what's up with the title.* There's some romance, and multiple twins, and brother's best friends. Also ice skating.

When I met Brandon at the age of five, it was like he was the other half of my soul. We were inseparable - climbing trees, eating mud pies, selling the sourest lemonade you've ever tasted. When our parents told us they were getting married, it was like a fairytale. Brandon and I wouldn't just be best friends, but family. Everything would be perfect. Except for the third addition to the family; Brandon's older brother, Ethan. Ethan was always a dark horse, keeping to himself. Music blared from his room, making the wall between our rooms vibrate. Even when I'd watched him sneak over our shared balcony to do whatever it was teenage boys did, that music blared and our parents just let it. When our parents separated, it shattered me that my best friend was moving away. Ethan I couldn't have cared less about. Except five years later, and a tragedy has not just Brandon moving back in, but Ethan as well. Ethan who was every teen girl's darkest fantasy, complete with the fact he still had no time for me; honestly, us teen girls like nothing more than a brooding bad boy with no interest in us. I used to be good at ignoring the intimidating presence of Ethan James, but it was near impossible to ignore his hulking presence now. Without seeing him, I knew when he walked into a room I was in; my skin would tingle and my heart would trip over itself. All I know is maybe Brandon wasn't the other half of my soul? Maybe he was just responsible for leading me to the other half of my soul? Either that or both brothers held a half of my soul, leaving me with nothing but the strangest desperation to protect them both. Whatever I had with Ethan would never replace what Brandon meant to me, but being with Ethan would destroy it.

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to laugh, how to protect, and even possible how to love. I only asked one thing "Why?" I still remember the one phrase that changed my life"Let me carry her" This one single and normal phrase was said by none other than Cooper Kingsley, our school's and town's bad boy. He was the championship boxer who drove a motorcycle and got into trouble frequently. He's the guy with brown hair that looked soft enough to run my fingers through, the guy with irresistible cold blue eyes and the guy with a built and strong body that made girls crazy. He wasn't your typical player either; no he was just hard to get- A complete tease. And the fact that he would volunteer to help a girl like this, was not normal. So what did Cooper Kingsley want anything to do with the bland and boring me? I was completely and utterly average. Or so I thought. So why did the devil suddenly become my guardian? Let's find out. Copyright © 2014 | All Rights Reserved | brech33se

Don't cry. Don't cry. You're stronger than that. He's not worth it. He's not worth those tears. I took a deep breath and blinked my eyes rapidly as I made my way out of the office. Kyle was over there smiling in victory and when his eyes met mine, he smirked coldly at me. This time I could hold my tears in as they fell from my eyes. As Kyle's eyes followed the trails of tears down my cheek, his smirk slowly dropped. He looked taken aback and his gaze softened. I shivered in anger and disgust at him. I cant believe I just let him see me cry. I speed walked out of the cafe's door. As I started to hail a cab, a hand grabbed my arm and turned me around. "What do you want, Kyle? Haven't you done fucking enough?" I screamed at him. "No, I--" "Are you happy now? Satisfied, yet? Huh?" I shouted at him as I repeatedly jabbed my index finger at his chest. "Kyle, This might be just some game to you but to me it was my only chance of survival." I paused, my voice husky from all the screaming and my tone laced with sadness, "And you just came and blew it away." I say as another tear escapes my eye. "Avery--" He gives me a pained expression and raises his hand to touch my cheek but I slap it away. "Don't fucking touch me!" I screamed and then said "You think that you're so high and mighty, don't you?" I croaked out in a sarcastic tone and the tears repeatedly trailed down my face. "Well someday you'll lose the one thing that you've treasured most and then you'll regret everything you've done." "But by then, it'll be too late because it'll be all gone." I finish and get in the cab as I wipe the tears running down my cheek. ☆☆☆☆☆ Actual summary of the book inside. Enjoy. #4 TeenFiction 20/12/19 #1 in Maturecontent 3/12/18 #21 in arrogant 14/05/19 #4 in billionaire 11/1/20 #80 in romance 29/12/19

Incubus ● A male demon believed to have sexual intercourse with women.

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