Title: Reacting to the Misunderstanding and Coughing out blood Moments of Cale Henituse. Wattpad wouldn't let me have the original title, so here it is. Timeline: After the Sealed God test. Basically, the fandom has a list of times Cale had coughed out blood, now I want to see a list of times people misunderstood this poor unlucky bastard and because I am sadistic, I want to see their reaction, but wait, this fic doesn't aim to straighten out the misunderstanding, no, Nah, and nope its to make the misunderstanding bigger. Because it isn't TCF/LCF if there are no misunderstandings. I do not own Lout of the Count's Family, all rights deserve to Yoo Ryeo Han-nim. I'm just trash here.

Cale transmigrated. Again... "And it's that Motherfu**ng GoD's fault!" -Cale -- Where Cale wakes up in different surroundings and found out he was in a book called "The way to protect the female lead's older brother" that he read in his free time as Kim Rok Soo. __ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟽, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 7, 2022 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍:

Characters from both canon and the tboah! world are summoned to a wide, lavish room. They are asked (forced) to read about one Cale Henituse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love reaction fics. I love them so much! BUT! I can't find any reaction fic like the one I'm doing, and since I'm re-reading the novel anyway, I'm writing it myself. (i cri) There will be a LOT of characters. I will not write most of their reactions. They are just. There. BUT. They are there. tboah! characters will have * after their names. (eg. Cale*, Choi Han*, etc.) It's gonna be long, ngl. Since I'm starting from ch.1 and all.... Why must I torture myself again? It's exam time too......

The war is over, the White Star (Radish) is dead for good, and the God of Despair has been resealed, but Cale's ever so elusive Slacker Life is still out of reach with the looming threat of the Hunters. The God of Death, knowing that he is at least partially responsible for the chaos that has been Cale's life so far, decides to give him a gift (besides the ones he already originally planned to give him), the gift of truth. Not for Cale, but for those he cares for. He will take the burden of secrets from Cale's shoulders, if only to lighten the heavy load he tries to carry on his own. Or Cale's loved ones, friends, and allies across multiple worlds are summoned to read his story (legend). Trash of the Count's Family is not mine and all credit for the original novel go to its wonderful author, Yoo Ryeo Han. Credit for the novel translation I am using goes to the wonderful translators of the EAP website. I will write the character names like this so you can tell them apart: Earth 1- Name Earth 2- Name* TBoaH- Name* Indignity Test- Name^ TCF- Name Timelines for the different worlds involved are: Earth 1 (group 1)- a few months after the original Kim Rok Soo and original Cale swapped Earth 2 (group 2)- shortly after the cintamani stopped working TBoaH (group 3)- a little more than a year before the start of the war Indignity Test (group 4)- a few months after Cale left that world TCF (group 5)- right after Cale got slapped by the God of Death's book

What if CHANCE took Error in place of DESTINY? CHANCE is a giant demon slayer fan so its understandable he'd drop everyone's favourite glitchy sans in demon slayer. Yamane Kamiko appeared out of nowhere to the rest of the demon slayer cast. She appeared seemingly over night with an odd amount of knowledge about everything of everyone, she learned both wind and water breathing without a mentor as well. Nobody knew she was demon, nobody suspected she could even be a hashira with how frail her body was, nobody expected her to accomplish what she did in so little time. But that's only to be expected when a former god is placed among mortals. 🧡 Wow, Tyche really wanted to do this huh? Welp, this book will include an alternate version of the main story of the anime as it progresses and as it comes out later on in the book. Expect to see OCs, Gore, Poorly written fighting scenes and typical Fgod stuff. Pandora out!

Tommy has watched his campsite be blown up 3 times in the past month and he's done. He's done with wars, done with violence, and done with fighting. How odd. The great Tommyinnit not wanting to fight anymore. So Tommy sends Ghostbur back to L'manburg permanently and assures him that he'll be back eventually, but Tommy knows that he won't. Tommy smiles as he watches Ghostbur fly away. Tommy goes to live in the Nether with the lava that he loves and no one knows where he went, not even Dream. It's been 3 years and no one's heard anything from Tommy, his exile had just been lifted. Tommy left a note addressed to Ranboo though.

Just a bunch of insults compiled into a book.... typical.

Recipes I've found for foods I'd like to make one day Unless you're an adult or your parents trust you, please use your ovens carefully... You know what- screw that. Everyone be careful, anyone can get burned.

Just a whole book full of different scary stories to entertain you, the reader, none of it is my own work. Enjoy!