Please be nice, any hate will be deleted! There is no NSFW in this book :)

Bilbo Baggins never expected to go on an adventure, much less to fall in love on one. The leader of the dwarves, Thorin Oakenshield, seems to have stolen the hobbit's heart. What will happen on such an adventure? DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL CREDIT FOR CHARACTER AND OVERALL STORY GOES TO J.R.R. TOLKEIN. THANK YOU.

"Tweek, let me put it this way," Craig started, turning towards me. I became nervous of what he would say. Was I a Freak? Annoying?? Did he hate me??? He probably hates me! God, this is too much pressure! "You're weak." He breathed out. I'm I let out a sigh that I soon swallowed. I was weak? Was I really? I mean, I've been picked on since we were kids, surely I was a little strong. I've made it this far, I think I'm strong. I hope. Was I though? Am I weak? Do I look weak? Oh god, now I'm feeling self conscious! Wait, if I'm weak, does that mean Craig won't be my friend anymore?? He's strong! Tough! How would he want to hang out with someone weak?? He won't! I know it! He'll hate me!! I know he will!!! This is too much pressure!! "GAAH!" I shout out, grabbing my hair tightly. I'm going to lose Craig! I can't lose Craig! He's all I have! I can NOT lose him!! Please Please Please No No No No No!! "TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" Craig instantly pulled me in a hug, and pet my hair reassuringly. I grabbed his shirt and began to breathe into it. Oh god, I'm hyperventilating! I can't breathe! Oh Jesus, please see me through this. Few tears slip out my eyes. I needed to tell him I was strong. I needed to! If he saw I was weak, he would never like me! He won't be my only friend anymore!! I am strong! I have to be!! I am strong I am strong I am strong! But before I could tell him, he pulled back and looked at me and stated, "Don't worry though Tweekers, I promise I'll protect you."

Just a bunch of one shots of you and a South Park character. Enjoy!! I might throw in a couple headcannons here and there :p All characters are not mine. They are Matt Stone and Trey Parker's©

After Sherlock Killed Magnusson, the crime rate in London plummeted. Sherlock became bored with everything and even started smoking again. One day a woman turns up with a girl that won't eat, speak, or even make eye contact, Sherlock and Dr, Watson are hesitant to help the woman find out what they can about the girl, but the more the find out about the girl, the more they want to keep her. Note: This is an AU where Mary is only a friend of John's Another note: I'm an American writing a fanfic with a British setting, comment and correct me if I get something wrong.

High school AU (DenNor and HongIce) Lukas and Emil are rich kids who go to an expensive private school. Their school decided to have a student exchange with a public high school. Lukas was the student chosen to go to the public school, so he will have to leave his home and school, and go live with a public schooler's family and live like, well, a normal person. Meanwhile Emil will have to deal with whichever public schooler was chosen to go to the private school since his family decided to house whoever came. (Crappy description, I know... -_-) (Cover in progress)

Eric & Kyle's relationship.

Wattpad Featured Story Four different girls. Four different backgrounds. Four different crimes. One common goal; revenge. When Sage, Hope, Alexis and Maddison get caught, they get assigned to a mandatory support group for troubled teens. Needless to say they're anything but happy with it. While the counselor tries to encourage them to make the right decisions in their lives by working on their feelings, they decide to try a different angle; revenge. Remember, payback's a bitch and so are they. Beautiful cover made by the amazing @NeonLights897

An ex-spy's quest for redemption leads her into an uneasy partnership with a genetically-engineered dragon. For decades, an elite group of spies within the CIA has kept the existence of magic secret from the world. Katrina Harris counted herself among their number, until a drunken brawl with a co-worker got her fired. She’d do anything to re-enter the thrilling world of supernatural espionage—even infiltrate a terrorist cell without backup. Dr. Phyllis Harper has an Arctic fortress, a dozen magic-wielding soldiers, and a flock of genetically-engineered dragons capable of knocking American warplanes from the sky. All she needs are pilots. A chance encounter lets Katrina talk the doctor into recruiting her. If Katrina escapes Harper’s fortress with intelligence, she can convince her old bosses to take her back. But neither magic nor science can prepare Katrina to have a dragon in her mind. A creature cunning enough to ferret out all her secrets . . . and one whose own fierce memories tell Katrina she might be working for the wrong side. This story contains mature themes, including alcoholism and suicide. Now complete!

PRUCAN! This is based on a tumblr post about AU ideas and I thought it would be hella cute with my lovleys, Gil and Mattie. I will try my best. Also credit for cover image goes to the tumblr user "hoserfucker" for her lovely work.