"So much for being the fastest car in town!" Mater taunted, flaunting his famed move: backwards driving. Lightning glanced once again at Bob who sat at the edge of his seat, still radiating an optimistic energy. He turned back to look at Mater with an unsettling expression. "Teeth are mouth bones." he replied. A tale of heartbreak, lust and drama that explores complex themes and tugs at your heartstrings. *Credits to Pixar (creators of Cars) and Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki (creators of Veggietales) for the creation of these beautiful characters. This fanfiction wouldn't have been able to exist without you.*

The Avengers Endgame of Phineas and Ferb Fan Fic

Onceler x Reader, Greedler x Reader, Jojo x Reader, Ted x Reader, ECT. I hope you enjoy these one-shots. My writing gets better as the one-shots go on. So slow updates.

oncie has it all. money, strippers, even a fancy green suit. but he quickly learns that what he really needs, is love

spicy

"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!

VERY SEXUAL CONTENT U HAVE BEEN WARNED

JUST READ THE BOOK

DISKO MALFOJ W ŚRODKU ZAKAZANEGO LASU ZAGUBIONY, NA PASTWĘ W LOSU POZOSTAWIONY. JAK SIĘ TO DALEJ POTOCZY,CO GO W TYM LESIE ZASKOCZY? kurwa nudzi mi się znowu NIE WSTAWIAJCIE NA ŻADNE STRONY KOCHANI BO ZNOWU SPADNIE Z ROWERKA

Squidward always had a similar rage towards Spongebob, it comes to his surprise when Spongebob does something unexpected when that rage builds somewhere else. Please note this story is completely satirical as well are the rest of my stories :)