"So much for being the fastest car in town!" Mater taunted, flaunting his famed move: backwards driving. Lightning glanced once again at Bob who sat at the edge of his seat, still radiating an optimistic energy. He turned back to look at Mater with an unsettling expression. "Teeth are mouth bones." he replied. A tal...
The erotic yet gut wrenching tale of how Larry the cucumber got his infamous mugshot.
Onceler x Reader, Greedler x Reader, Jojo x Reader, Ted x Reader, ECT. I hope you enjoy these one-shots. My writing gets better as the one-shots go on. So slow updates.
oncie has it all. money, strippers, even a fancy green suit. but he quickly learns that what he really needs, is love
"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!
DISKO MALFOJ W ŚRODKU ZAKAZANEGO LASU ZAGUBIONY, NA PASTWĘ W LOSU POZOSTAWIONY. JAK SIĘ TO DALEJ POTOCZY,CO GO W TYM LESIE ZASKOCZY? kurwa nudzi mi się znowu NIE WSTAWIAJCIE NA ŻADNE STRONY KOCHANI BO ZNOWU SPADNIE Z ROWERKA
Squidward always had a similar rage towards Spongebob, it comes to his surprise when Spongebob does something unexpected when that rage builds somewhere else. Please note this story is completely satirical as well are the rest of my stories :)
The title speaks for itself
Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader...
Mordecai is not the blue-jay everyone thinks he is. Twilight Sparkle is in for an intense and kinky surprise the moment she approaches Mordecai.
