About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.

Bob Duncan and Bertram Winkle are very in love. Read this story to find out what happens to their family.

I'm not sorry at all

barry loves him shrek is unsure.