Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Hunter Jones seems to have it all figured out. A star football player by day and a dedicated marching band student by night, he balances school, sports, and music with quiet determination. Raised by his hardworking single mom, Hunter knows the value of resilience and sacrifice-but nothing prepares him for what comes next. Nine months after a fleeting one-night stand at a high school party, Hunter's life is turned upside down when a social worker shows up at his door-with a baby. The mother of his son has tragically passed away, naming Hunter as the father. The catch? He never knew the baby existed. Thrust into the world of diapers, midnight feedings, and overwhelming responsibility, Hunter must navigate the unexpected and often terrifying reality of teen fatherhood. With no guidebook and everything to lose, he leans on the few people he can trust-his mom, his closest friends, and his growing love for the child he never expected to raise. The Baby is a heartfelt coming-of-age story about love, responsibility, and the courage to step up when life throws the unimaginable. As Hunter's dreams are tested, so is his strength-but in the process, he might just discover a new kind of purpose, and a love deeper than he ever imagined.

Enjoy this story free for a limited time. When Farrah Blake let's slip that she wants to lose her virginity this summer, she doesn't expect her childhood best friend, trust-fund baby Ethan Sinclair, to offer her a deal: if he doesn't find a nice guy for her by the end of their joint family vacation, he'll take her virginity himself. Standalone in the Just One Kiss series *** Farrah Blake is dead-set on losing her virginity as soon as she can, so when the guy she's had a crush on for as long as she remembers offers his help, she can do nothing but accept. Ethan Sinclair has been in her life forever - he's her best friend, just like his mother is her own mother's best friend, and their families go on a joint vacation to the lake house every year. Ethan Sinclair is out of time. His parents have arranged his marriage, just as they arranged his brothers. At the end of their summer vacation, he'll be expected to propose to a woman he barely knows. One last summer of freedom, one last chance to do whatever he wants - and he wants nothing more than to make sure his best friend loses her virginity in the most positive way possible, even if that means hiding his upcoming engagement from her. But as time goes on, and feelings grow, will Ethan follow his family, or his heart?

Clara is a half-blood. In other words not a pure werewolf. She is able turn wolf but she does not have werewolf abilities.She now studies in a school for pure-blooded wolves where they hate half-bloods so much they kill them on sight. Clara is also part witch, so she can refine her scent to that of a pure-blood, but how long can she keep her secret? The top alpha wants her for his son, Bryan. Bryan's brother slash rival knows her secret and he wants her. He hooks Clara up with a witch trainer to gain her full power while Bryan seems to be getting closer to her secret. When vampires attack the community will Clara be able to protect the ones she loves and still keep her secret safe?

Ik ben Rose een meisje van 16 jaar. Ik zit zoals vele van mijn leeftijd op school. Ik heb benen, armen, een hart en alles wat een normaal mens moet hebben. Maar ik ben geen normaal mens. Nee, ik heb alles hetzelfde behalve mijn ogen. Ze zijn rood. Niet zoals bij vampieren want dat ben ik niet, denk ik. Mijn pupil is zwart en ik heb bruine ogen. Dan heb je een zwarte rand rond je oog. Wel dat is bij mij rood. Een rode cirkel. Iedereen die me passeert kijkt me raar aan. Ik ben anders en daar kan ik niets aan doen. Ik heb een vriendje Ben. Hij is heel lief, maar eenmaal bij zijn vrienden is de liefheid afgelopen. Mijn beste vriendin is Demi. Maar als de populaire kindjes haar vragen om bij hun te zitten laat ze me in de steek. Voor de rest heb ik niemand. Maar op een dag mag ik nergens meer op of in. Niet in de bus of in de supermarkt. Ik word door alles en iedereen uitgesloten. Ik weet natuurlijk jiet wat eraan de hand is. En word alsmaar kwader. Tot op een dag mijn moeder me in de spiegel laat kijken. Nu zijn mijn ogen rood zoals een vampier. Een oud vrouwtje legt uit wat er met me aan de hand is. En waarom ik mijn vader niet ken. Ik leer een jongen kennen, Jake, die me helpt bij mijn missie. Maar zal het lukken of zal de wereld in handen blijven van The Red Circle? Zal ik mijn vader ontmoeten? En zal iedereen het wel overleven? Wil je mijn geheim weten? Dan moet je hier lezen. Stemmen en lezen!!!

Cassie is the sister of the dauntless prodigy Four. Her dad is Marcus Eaton. Her mother died when she was young. So she does not remember her. That is when Marcus started to beat them. It got worse every time. He blames them for there mother's death. Also he blames Cassie for her brother leaving to dauntless. Her brother leaves for dauntless. Cassie follows him two years later. What will happen when the war comes?

Freya eaton was just 14 years old when it was time for her older brothers Choosing Ceremony. she was terrified when she watched her brothers blood drip onto the sizzling dauntless coal. she knew her brother was gone. who would protect her now? After a long two years of abuse, it was finally freya's choosing ceremony. will she stay in her jail of abnegation or go after the brother who left her behind

I KNOW THIS IDEA IS OVERUSED We all know Tris's side of the story, but what about Four's? This story will take you into Four's mind, revealing his thoughts throughout initiation. Four's side of the whole thing.

What if Tris was the one who was two years older and trained by Amar? What if they were together before she transfers? Will he still get his name? Caleb is the same age as in the actual storyline, the only two who change ages are Tris and Tobias. This is basically like "Waiting Four You," but with the difference of age swapping and some plot points, a lot of plot points.

Tris is a omga of the blood moon pack. She get abused. Four the alpha of the blue moon pack takes over the blood moon pack. What happen when they meet? Are they mates? Will he reject her or will they be together?