ponk gets high, sam has to deal with him. thats it (cross posted on ao3)

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 tubbo & ranboo oneshot book ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 most of it will be 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐲 ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ ❝𝗮𝘄𝘄𝘄𝘄❞ ❝𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲❞ ꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ a trigger warning [TW] will be displayed on 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 chapter beginning ✧ ೃ༄ ₊❏❜ 🥛⋮[𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜] ⌒⌒

ethereal /ɪˈθɪərɪəl/ ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 1. extremely delicate and light in a way that seems not to be of this world. -ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- This is a 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 ｡･:*˚:✧｡ . ꒰ 💌 ꒱ ♡ ༘° ┊ ┊ no┊ shipping ➵ | dream SMP ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ ➳༻❀☕❀༺➳ Characters don't belong to me!

꒰ 🥥 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ☄︎. *. ⋆ 𝐧𝐨𝐭 gonna be using his 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ 𝐓𝐖// suicide, suicidal and self-destructive thoughts, self-harm, mental illnesses, self-hatred, injuries, shouting, cussing ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 there will always be a 𝐓𝐖 on every beginning of each chapter ☄︎. *. ⋆ 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 #2 in 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟, #2 in 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬, #4 in 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭, #6 in 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 ₊❏❜ 🥛⋮[𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜] ⌒⌒

COMPLETELY PLATONIC!! I'M NOT SHIPPING THEM!! DO NOT SHIP MINORS.