❝𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙬𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨❞ The demigods and magicians just want a peaceful life for once. No terrifying monsters. No life-threatening quests. But that's not where their bad luck ends. Not when the gods they fought alongside once, wish to tear them apart. ❝𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙞𝙩❞ Takes place after: The Sun and the Star: A Nico di Angelo Adventure The Ship of the Dead The Serpent's Shadow (/The Crown of Ptolemy) ❝𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙮❞ [SPOILERS FOR THE BOOKS MENTIONED ABOVE AS WELL AS THE ONES BEFORE] ❝𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨❞

Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you read today, you get a bonus of horrible humor and annoying (Y/N)s. You also get to watch us slowly descend into the land of insanity. Happy Dying! [Cover Credit: @Sinenomine7] [Check "Disclaimer" before reading]

All rights belong to Rick Riordan. This was NOT written by me. Only the translation has been done by me. I know a lot of people have not been able to view this short story published by Rick Riordan in a popular Italian newspaper called La Repubblica (and then uploaded on his website in Italian), so I translated it in English on this platform for all Percy Jackson fans to view and enjoy.

I don't even know. [DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Rick Riordan. The fanarts and videos in the media do not belong to me either. Some headcanons may not be mine and I have mentioned so where needed.] [Don't freak out if you find some of my original headcanons on tumblr (if they are posted by people-wxtching, that is) (that's me)] [DISCLAIMER 2: GUYS I WAS LITERALLY LIKE 13 OR 14 WHEN I WROTE THIS OKAY SO IF I SOUND LIKE AN EXCITED 13 YEAR OLD WHO HAD JUST JOINED THE FANDOM IN LIKE 90% OF THE CHAPTERS THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS.]