A smut with some cursing about a long furry who needs a gay lover and wants pp on the first date

In case you don't know, a sconce is a fancy light on a wall. Justin Bieber gets addicted to buying sconces. But when his sconce addiction gets out of hand, he doesn't want anyone to find out how many sconces he has been buying. Will sconces take over Justin Bieber's life? Will he start being nicer to his chauffeur? Find out in Justin Bieber Won't Stop Buying Sconces.