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Comebacks Are My Second Language by Clareeey37
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100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)
Best Comebacks Ever ✓ by punkxst
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Funny and unique comeback! all rights from the internet! Cover Credit: @GlueEater Best Comebacks Ever.Copyright © 2016. All Rights Reserved.
World's Best Comebacks by lizzzz92
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⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck at a sleepover that's got no more fun left to it? World's Best Comebacks will make that boring situation turn into the best time ever! GETTTT WREECCKKEEDDD!!!! Read wisely! =================================== IF YOU PLAN TO USE ANY OF THESE COMEBACKS PLEASE DEDICATE IT TO ME IN YOUR BOOK. DON'T COPY THE COVER EITHER. THANK YOU. ==================================== Inspired by you! Send me your ideas in the conversation section of my home page! ==================================== Send a comment saying #Watty's if you plan on voting this for this years Watty's!!Thanks again guys and girls and keep on reading!!
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm by Geek_Girl_write
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Highest Rank: #24 in Humor Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those three words..to anyone? Jack Charming. Suiting his name, a green eyed and pink lipped boy. Tanned skin. He is kind and lovely, but mean and vicious. Dating the schools ruler, lie is good. Jack isn't used to sarcastic, rude girls who put up a fight. He is used to the easy, girls like his girlfriend Chelsea. So when the new girl arrives, a sarcastic excitement, his whole life turns around. Warning ⚠️ Mature Content! Collobarated with @NightmareWritezZx Cover by @onsra-
Insults and comebacks by Danielle504
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Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$
Fluent Sarcasm by ok_310h224
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This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl
Funny Insults and Comebacks by KittyKatHemmings
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We all have those annoying people in our lives and this is what we wish we could say to them. ***DISCLAIMER *** Most of these aren't mine. I don't mean to offend anyone and sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors. Don't read if you are easily offended.
Comebacks by mrabbit9898
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Looking for good comebacks your reading the right book
A Thick Girls Tale by ShelsieAJeudy
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A story about a young girl named Karma and how her life goes from being an outcast and keeping to herself to a girl who has an outspoken personality and a few new people tagging along. Will her life turn for the better or will she have some obstacles standing in her way? Stay tuned for more!!!