This is how I imagine British lesbians have sex idk

Shreksy!

It starts with the German man moving to Argentina

The years hadn't been good to Peppa. The sex, drugs, and familial trauma had finally caught up to her, and she had begun to consider ending her life. However, everything changes when a handsome, mysterious stranger moves into the hellhole of England that Peppa is forced to call her home.

Drew and Jonathan Scott had always been as close as can be. They lived together. Did business together. Ate together. Laughed together. Closer than brothers, they were best friends... but what if they were more than friends? "Bro, Your Ass Is My Property (The Manga)" is a short tale of adventure, comedy, and cheap thrills expressed through love; a unique, passionate love that is most forbidden and taboo to the narrow-minded world that the brothers inhabit.

After a hard falling out with his longtime lover Vladimir Putin, Trump sinks into a deep depression over his first breakup. After all, puppy love dies hard. However, not all is lost for everybody - Mike Pence, who had long had an unrequited attraction to Donald Trump, takes this chance to shoot his shot, as Republicans do.

Anxiety was worried about whether they would ever find love. Depression didn't give a shit anymore.

I need serious mental help. This is not ok.