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Arc-en-ciel by CoffeeGirl_10
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〚FEATURED〛 ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ "My pick-up lines are great." "Yeah, and I have a pet llama." "You do??" "No, idiot." ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Arc-en-ciel (n.): Rainbow He's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's rude, grumbly, and frightening to most- ready to harshly rain down on anyone in his way. She's a human sunbeam, at best. She's the kind of person with a sunshine personality that everyone adores- bubbly, nearly always beaming, and looking to spread smiles. Working with your polar opposite might seem like the worst thing that could happen. But around every thundercloud's rain, there comes sunshine. And with the sun and rain, come rainbows. ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Featured in Wattpad Teenfiction's 'Funny Bones' Reading list [no idea how that happened lol] [#1 in Adorable | 1# in Cute | 1# in LoveAtFirstSight } [#1 in BadBoy | 1# in Boyfriend| 1# in Fiction ] [#2 in GoodGirl | #2 in Romance] ©All rights reserved, available only on Wattpad [Cover images do not belong to me, all rights reserved by owners]
The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas
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Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy
The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ by whiskeyroses
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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature
I'm The Gang Leaders Possession  by xThePineappleGirlx
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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan
Not Your Average Football Girl by jeadeaday
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**UNDER HEAVY EDITING** Kaeleah looks like the type of person you would consider a cheerleader. Everyone expects her to be on the cheer-leading squad, or the dance team. So imagine the type of shit she went through when she made the football team three years ago. It's Kaeleah's fourth year at Caramel Heights and almost four years later she is still the star quarterback. But what happens when three new guys join the team? Whilst juggling friendships, family, football, and trying to keep sane, you'll learn that Kaeleah is not your average football girl. Warning: Vulgar language
her dark lycan by zarnain_hanan
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| complete & edited | "screw you, screw this, I'm rejecting you," she hissed through clenched teeth. Her hands clenching to fists by her side, her chocolate brown eyes flashing with anger. His eyes darkened upon her outburst, the ocean blue of his left eye turning black, while simultaneously the green of his right eye that had gold specks surrounding the pupil started to dim, the darkness taking over, both orbs turning black. His Lycan was trying to push through, her announcement of rejecting him didn't sit well with his Lycan, who was trying to take control and mark her, to make her his. Forever. "I Venus Harrison, reject you Dante En-" her statement got cut off by a pair of warm and firm lips over hers. Sparks flew upon their touch, as he moved his lips against hers, growling when she wouldn't open her mouth for him, he squeezed her derrière in his rough hands and forcefully pushed his tongue into her mouth for it to clash with hers. -------------------------------------------------------------- Venus Harrison was on the run, trying to find a pack to settle into after her old pack Blood Moon was destroyed by the Dark Crescent pack. She only wanted to live as a normal werewolf and escape her abusive past. Dante Enzo Salvatore is the only lycan left and the Alpha of the biggest and fiercest pack ever known. Cold and ruthless, Dante had no intentions of ever finding his mate, he didn't want one. But the plans of both change when Venus stumbles into Dantes pack, only to find they both were mates. Despite the shadows lurking in the corners, will they learn to accept and love each other? Or will they go up in flames? #1 in dominion 10/4/19 #1 in family secrets 22/9/19 mature content and swearing, read at your own risk
Tutoring The Bad Boy | ✓ by stargze
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"Okay, so one plus one equals...?" I asked, the amusement most likely evident in my eyes. "A child," he responded with a smirk. - Lucas King, the most popular, badass person in Ravenwood High School. He was also considered the most egotistical, cynical boy you could ever meet in your entire existence. That's saying something. So when Kylie Anderson is assigned by her teacher to tutor him, a lot of things happen, including Lucas's flirting. When two very different worlds collide, they could either fall apart or fall in love. And all because of her tutoring the bad boy. © 2018 aspen reached #1 in flirting [IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING]
The lost mafia daughter by randomweirdo23
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Avery Martin. Straight A student, lives with her single mother and moves every year. Pretty normal, right? Wrong. When her mother goes missing, she discovers many secrets about her mother, herself and her family. Follow her crazy story in the lost mafia daughter. (i don't own any of the pictures :) ) ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ #1 in family secrets (october 2020) #2 in Italian (august 2020) #4 in italian mafia (october 2020) #6 in moving (october 2020) #12 in little sister (july 2020) #15 in mafia (august 2020) #16 in older brothers (june 2020) #32 in daughter (june 2020) #54 in mafia princess (october 2020) #129 in new girl (june 2020)
The badass tomboy kidnapped by the gangleader by 2stephanie2
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Sylar gets kidnapped by the most feared gang the vipers. their gangleader Xavier sends his friends to go and kidnap a 15 year old boy but they accidentally mistake skylar for a 15 year old boy and kidnap skylar. Skylar has an abusive boyfriend who is also a gangleader his name is tyler he cuts, punches, kicks, and rapes her. Skyler is a parentless 17 year old girl Skyler is a street fighter thats how she earns money she is an amazing street fighter/boxer but why doesn't she fight back tyler well she is weak around him when he is near she suddenly gets scared he is her worst nightmare he abuses her continuously till she gets kidnapped •#1 in weakness