this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

[ self insert , duolingo owl x reader ] " It appears that you've missed your daily Japanese lesson . You know what happens now . " The noises outside your window got louder , and louder ! Then suddenly , the door opened . " I should have expected you to forget about me as well . . . " ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ top ranks : # 242 - joke - 8.23.19 # 37 - duo - 8.23.19 # 10 - duolingo - 8.23.19 ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ p . s : 10 k reads for chapter 7 : )

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead