jschlatt fucks his plush youtooz, y'know, the one that sold out in eight minutes? yeah, that one. similar to the 'wilbur soot & stuffed shark' and 'niki nihachu & dog plush' fanfictions

And he fucks George. [Basically kinda horse porn but not really.]

i - read the title, man. you know what your getting into. or, wilbur soot fucks a fish.

In which Dream fucks a frog.

TEMPORARY COVER ART BY @HIOBOWY Wilbur Soot heavily denies he has any attraction for Jared. And yet, he can't help thinking about what he looks like nude. Or, in which wilbur soot and jared have rough hate sex. And that wilbur cant catch a break with me, still. Also this was beta'ed by @thespottedowl and i am extremely grateful for her existence right now so go follow her or i shoot

can wilbur catch a fucking break with me dear irene Anyways him with his shark (plush) loneson he was not wearing pants when he took that photo with that damn shark and i stand by that statement or wilbur soot humping (grinding???) on that plushie its been living in my head rent free for weeks

These will just be oneshots of Wilbur and Schlatt. Some will be platonic and some will be romantic. When I do romantic I'm mostly basing this off their dynamic together and the way they act on camera. Please don't try to shove the non existent relationship down their throats. If there are any major problems, I will delete the romantic oneshots. Now I'm not really great at writing, so give me a break. But really, feel free t o give tips and constructive criticism :) 5/22/20- 100 reads :D ty! 5/26/20- 200 reads :DD thank you!! 5/27/20- 300 reads, thank you so much <3 6/1/20- 400 reads, Pog! :D 6/3/20- 500 reads, half way to 1k, THANK YOU :DDDD 6/8/20- 600 reads!! <3 6/12/20- 700 reads!! <33 6/15/20- HOLY SHIT WE CLOSE BOYS AND GIRLS AND NONBINARY PEOPLE 6/17/20- SO CLOSE TO 1K, CELEBRATORY CHAPTER COMIN SOON 6/19/20- WE HIT 1K, WOOO CELEBRATORY CHAPTER COMING TODAY OR TOMORROW THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

⚠️TW⚠️ some chapters may be sensitive to some readers as some scenes may include themes of rape (i promise it's all consensual i just didn't make myself clear, i was 14 i apologise) imallexx smut and fluff, not mine! creds to owners. they are dan and phil ones but i just change names

top: Brandon bottom: Henry

››› [COMPLETED] "Dear, Blonde Loud Next Door Neighbor, I see that you have your own boys volleyball team, that's nice. I hope you guys lose every game. Seriously, I watched your team, they kind of suck. Anyways, I'm writing this note to tell you that you're really annoying in the morning and afternoon and your kids are pretty aggressive, always yelling "DIE!" every five seconds. I also have, like, five of your volleyball balls somewhere in my backyard and one broke my window. You're paying. I'll send the bill in your address. Anyways, please control your voice level, your suck ass of children, their own voice levels and their crazy ass strength of throwing balls into my backyard and windows. Thank you. From, Me, your next door neighbor." In which, Shota Aizawa is a lazy 27-year-old author who takes months to write his stories and never ever leaves his house, unless if it's to see his editor, other than that he never leaves. Really, he stays inside all day. It's awful. Hizashi Yamada is an energetic volleyball coach who coaches-more like babysits-a bunch of rowdy teenage boys that gets into a bunch of hand fights, arguments and are not very good at playing volleyball, always throwing a ball in the direction into Shota's house. And Shota gets pretty freaking annoyed by them. "Dear, Lovely Neighbor, LMAO UR ALIVE, I THOUGHT U WUZ DEAD WTF. YO WASSUP!! YO FIND ME ON INSTA & WE'LL CHAT THERE ;P" ©AizawaShota, 2017 ✧ 10-08-17 ; 12-25-18 ✧Cover by @babyboyfelix ✧ Side ships [minor]: Shinsou x Midoriya, Todoroki x Kaminari, Bakugou x Kirishima, Iida x Uraraka