About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Okay so this isn't going to be like your stereo typical book, because i'm just the Oh Greatest One, and yeah. This book is a parody i've made for my friends, read it at your own de🙏 Uhm help?? My book's already #12 on jockxnerd and i've only posted like two chaps what😭😭