"it seems like I am using this account, much to my own self disappointment" /// Technoblade and Badboyhalo fanfic because I saw so many good fanfics of this pairing, but it wasn't enough for me. So I made some of my own. (A/N) They most likely will be way out of character simply because I am going off what I read in fanfiction, not really what I can take from their in real life video personalities (or internet personas - idk how to say it)

I found a victim and it is no other than the lovely muffiny badboyhalo! This is basically a bunch of RARE+BBH one-shots. I could do other ships tho, obviously this is all JUST FOR FUN. No shady business y'all.. This has no smut. If you want that stuff you can go on @bloodydoves account and find it there. Cover is made by: @Itsnancy1

Just some Techhalo Oneshots! If any of the content creators are uncomfortable with this I will take it down. :) I don't own the title art! I couldn't find the creator, but credit to them. ❗️I ship the persona they display not the actual people❗️

!! NOT CANNON !! =============================== It's another day on the DSMP for technoblade but who knows what might happen, maybe someone will fill the dark gap in his own heart?? ======================================== --Narrator: A new player joins and a new story starts-- --********** joined-- --Tommyinit: who the f*ck is the b**ch-- --**********: LANGUAGE YOU MUFFIN HEAD-- --Technoblade: hallo-- --WilburSoot: Welcome **********!!-- --Narrator: Will tommy be nice for once? Well find out-- --Tommyinit: I WON'T BE NICE B**CH-- --***********: Tommy you muffin head leave the Narrator alone for once, sorry Narrator continue-- --Narrator: I'm finishing up actually-- =============================== Read on to find the truth of this book 𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 P.s DONT EXPECT QUICK UPDATE'S OKAY, BYE!!! You can stop now Read the book now okay STOP READING THIS MATE Wow you are super annoying rn 😂 Okay, bye now! CAN YOU READ STOP GOOD BYE

So, i already saw Baby Dream,A6D, Technoblade, Tommy, Tubbo and some more. BUT! I never saw a Baby BBH (Badboyhalo) so, i decided to make one since for what It looks like no one else is going to do it- Also please don't shove this fanfic in their faces! It's rude and it will make they uncomfortable ok? And also make me uncomfortable 1.01k on 12th December (Thank you guys so much!) 2k on 26th December (:0 so quick :D thank you guys!)

The one person Technoblade vowed to himself to protect is killed during the bombing of L'manburg. He has nobody turn to... ...excluding that one guy he kept hostage in his basement. -- The Dream SMP but with a few twists that cause the story to take a very different turn. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm even writing this.

It's a fanfic about ship TechnoBlade x BadBoyHalo ;D (i will do the desk later xD)

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

‼️ THIS BOOK IS JUST FOR FUN, AND FOR PRACTICE ‼️ ‼️IM NOT USING REAL PEOPLE, JUST THEIR PERSONAS/MC‼️ ‼️IF THE CCS FIND THIS BOOK OR IF YOU SHOW THE CCS ABOUT THIS BOOK, AND THEY DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO TAKE IT DOWN ‼️ ART/COVER BY ME BDMEHJE 🤩🤩

I'm contributing to this rare boat