Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

Alexa Athena Black is the daughter of Sirius Black. She is known as the Slytherin ice queen. She has everyone eating out of the palm of her hand. Alexa has been raised by Narcissa ever since her father was sent to Azkaban. Alexa and Draco are the closest of cousins. Severus Snape is annoyed by Alexa's presence and doesn't hide the fact that he doesn't want her. Even if she is a Slytherin. It isn't long until there is a lustful Attraction between the two of them. But does Severus actually care for Alexa or is he just using her for revenge against Sirius?

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HARRY HAS A SISTER THAT IS IN HER SEVENTH YEAR AT HOGWARTS AND HARRY IN HIS FOURTH AND THEY HAVE TO COMPETE IN THE TRIWIZARD TORUMENT TAKE PLACE IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE 4-7

"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

A young penguin with the name of mumble has a problem and that is that he likes to dance and can't sing so when he grows up and gets thrown out he tries to find the humans but what if he sees something on the way there. Another young penguin with the name of Y/n has exactly the same problem but she has an excellent singing voice aswell and what happens if she gets disowned and thrown out by her own colony and on the way to somewhere she spots something or rather someone.

#shrek #daddypig #peppapig