The beautiful tale of how President Obama of the mortal world and Zhongli of Genshin Impact met and fell in love. Read this short story to learn how they connected, and perhaps you may be inspired by this anecdote yourself! PLEASE do not take this seriously. This was a joke among a few friends of mine who are big fans of Genshin Impact and love Zhongli. I decided to write this because I was bored and it turns out writing is really fun, so I'm taking commissions now (though, I'm not sure if I can put my Discord tag here, because it might mean that this glorious story may be removed).